gopherguts
November 1st, 2003, 04:48 PM
Subject: Tickets
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving
a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-----ed nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse ----.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a ----. My car was parked around the corner. I
try to have a little fun each day.
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving
a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-----ed nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse ----.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a ----. My car was parked around the corner. I
try to have a little fun each day.