Mechanic
November 13th, 2003, 06:45 AM
Old Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
asked, "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences! , pulling calves, leaning my barn, fixing
flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian."
I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I
watch tv, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems
that everything makes me think of women."
The two kept sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and
asked, "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
asked, "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences! , pulling calves, leaning my barn, fixing
flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian."
I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I
watch tv, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems
that everything makes me think of women."
The two kept sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and
asked, "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."