Mechanic
November 21st, 2003, 06:04 AM
The Best Lovers
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward
his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, the Annual ---ual Education
Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous
woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for --- education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about ---uality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men
are the best endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who
is most likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent".
"We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories
is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me
Bubba."
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward
his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, the Annual ---ual Education
Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous
woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for --- education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about ---uality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men
are the best endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who
is most likely to possess that trait."
"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent".
"We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories
is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me
Bubba."