I'm A Bush Fan!

[xsforce]

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks
her class how many of them
are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan
is, but wanting to be liked
by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands
except one boy, Johnny.The
teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
different. Johnny says, "I'm not
a Bush fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a
Bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm
a Howard Dean fan." The teacher asks why he's a
Howard Dean fan. The boy
says, "Well, my mom's a Howard Dean fan , and my
Dad's a Howard Dean fan, so
I'm a Howard Dean fan!"The teacher is kind of angry,
because this is Texas, so
she says, "What if you're Mom was a Moron , and
you're dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make
me a Bush fan."

[xsforce]

Sorry guys, I should have posted this in the Jokes section. :o

[mouse01]

good one. i will be sure to use this one.

[dumbuser]

And speaking of...

Go to http://www.google.com
Type
"miserable failure"
Click I feel lucky

Survey says number 1 hit is....

[Mechanic]

http://www.bushin30seconds.org/

[dssdog]

Imagine (http://www.bushin30seconds.org/view/07_large.shtml) :eek:

[xsforce]

Dumbuser, that's amazing how the #1 hit on "miserable failure" on the largest search engine on the world wide web has such dead on accuracy! Even computers can see the truth! And I love the 30 second site Mechanic!
:cool:

[mouse01]

dssdog i like your avatar but i can't agree with it completely. i would have to ask that lieberman be added to that list too.

[dssdog]

At this point I would even welcome that yenta! $1.5 Billion for Promotion of Marriage? $1B for Moon, Mars Missions? Yet our schools are under funded and we still don’t have a decent prescription plan for our old people. :mad:

[Mechanic]

http://www.whitehouse.org

[xsforce]

No wonder we've never seen Howard Dean's wife Judy in his Campaign. She is oooooooooooooogly!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: