megados
January 24th, 2004, 05:43 PM
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets see now...
No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
Rags for clothes, towels for hats. Constant whining from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, and you can't shave. Your wife can't shave, you can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition - - and! you can't guess why.
Then some schmuck tells you if you blow yourself up things all get better.
NO MYSTERY HERE.
Lets see now...
No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
Rags for clothes, towels for hats. Constant whining from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, and you can't shave. Your wife can't shave, you can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition - - and! you can't guess why.
Then some schmuck tells you if you blow yourself up things all get better.
NO MYSTERY HERE.