Mechanic
February 2nd, 2004, 07:01 AM
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.Each day on his run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. The same dialogue was repeated daily:
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany
her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became quite apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five bucks?"
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany
her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became quite apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five bucks?"