Mechanic
February 4th, 2004, 09:48 AM
Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He
doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The
operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He
doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The
operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"