Mechanic
February 11th, 2004, 03:24 AM
POOR OLD AGING BESSIE
Aging Bessie was a 93 year old woman who was particularly distraught over the
recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since
it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden anyone,
she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later
that night, Bessie was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee. Poor Bessie.....
Aging Bessie was a 93 year old woman who was particularly distraught over the
recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill
herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since
it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden anyone,
she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later
that night, Bessie was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee. Poor Bessie.....