Blondes &Snow Plows

[Grayone]

Norman and his wife live in Newmarket,Ontario. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have
8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are
eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of
the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and
moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park........." then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she say! s, "Honey, I don't know
what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can
get through? With the love and understanding in his voice like all of those
men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time?"

:o