BUSH or KERRY

[milogone]

Who do we want in there?

vote. .

[dssdog]

:)

[milogone]

I guess a homo president would make us look less offensive yeah, You know. . .I was just telling mrsmilogone the other day how that guy John Kerry and his little buddy John Edwards kinda look well, you know how they are always holding hands and smiling funny? Not funny ha ha but funny mmmm.

[dssdog]

I guess a homo president would make us look less offensive yeah, You know. . .I was just telling mrsmilogone the other day how that guy John Kerry and his little buddy John Edwards kinda look well, you know how they are always holding hands and smiling funny? Not funny ha ha but funny mmmm.
sniff…sniff…sniff…I smell desperation in the Bush camp…sniff…sniff…sniff

[milogone]

lol . ok you win
have at it. . .
good luck to ya

[dssdog]

The big diff....
Mine ISN'T a photoshop :(

[milogone]

Couldn't find anything "real" for sure about Kerry..Mock ups seem to be the best he's got.

Bush on the other hand isn't afraid to tell ya to your face.
mms://st11g1.services.att-idns.net/v1/1084/3135/moore/epk1_150Kbps.wmv

[HotRodTodd]

I dont really think it matters much this time because, no matter who wins the election, we all lose.

[megados]

I dont really think it matters much this time because, no matter who wins the election, we all lose.
Couldn't have said it any better . . . :(

[IroMan]

Couldn't have said it any better . . . :(

Amen !!!

[digitydash]

have to agree they both suck and dont think their will really be any up side with kerry in office but tax hikes

[milogone]

There is some good Kerry stuff out there, ya really got to look though,

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow"
- John F. Kerry



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

- John F. Kerry


"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry



"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

- John F. Kerry


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- John F. Kerry


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

- John F. Kerry

[XMyth]

I KNOW you're not comparing Kerry's stupid comments to Bush's.....


The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

7) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

6) "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, July 22, 2001

5) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip)

4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

3) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

2) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip)



I can google for stupid bush quotes all day long if need be.....


Here's a funny flash movie ....=)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131059

(beware, newgrounds has semi-porn popups)

[milogone]

Ya see, the ones who do belive these comments (about both)are the very ones who somehow think Kerry is the new hope.
Crazy like that glue.


Remember we gave the keys to Bush right when everywhere you looked there was people going broke, Others were getting sucked off and that was ok?

Then 9/11 hits and theres lots to do..

You think A guy who "Looks Like" Kerry could have turned things out this good?
C'mon . . .I got a full tank of gas in all my cars. . gaining weight smoking the best with a fat wallet from honest digs.. Why risk a move now? For someone who thinks he can look like what he thinks you wanna see?

[Mechanic]

XMyth, I totally agree with the conclusion of the flash movie.

Just a few reasons why:
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/News/Editorial+%2F+Commentary/story/AA488F9DC239A90586256EF700398019?OpenDocument&Headline=FEDERAL+REGULATION%3A+Undoing+the+rules&highlight=2%2Cundoing%2Crules

[milogone]

all those views and only a few even pretend vote

[XMyth]

Sorry, I forgot to vote. There you go...=)

[digitydash]

think you need to put another selection on the poll like they both suck think it would come out lop sided then lmao

[milogone]

Addressing economic pessimists - read: John Kerry and John Edwards - Mr. Schwarzenegger bellowed: "Don't be economic girlie men!''

[Mechanic]

A Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican


by Donna L. Lavins and Sheldon Cotler

Joe gets up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot with good, clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan. Because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast -- bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

Joe takes his morning shower, reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount that is contains because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and the breakdown of its contents. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer meets these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get worker's compensation or an unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should loose his home to temporary misfortune.

It's noon time. Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification (those rural Republican's would still be sitting in the dark).

Joe is happy to see his dad, who is now retired. Joe's dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad, Joe gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees, "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives. After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

In the years to come, Joe's life will change dramatically. The U.S. dollar will be devalued as a result of our huge deficit, our living standards demolished, our standing with the world diminished and our social security gone...all because some conservative republican made sure he could take care of himself and his buddies.

[milogone]

ahhh,then Joe votes for Kerry?

[chaz28o]

The New York Times has a new typewriter key for the Swift Boat Veterans story that reads: "the unsubstantiated charges of the Swift Boat Veterans."

Unsubstantiated? It was Kerry – not the Swift Boat Veterans – who told The Washington Post: "I wish they had a delete button on LexisNexis." The Swift Boat Veterans haven't been forced to retract any of their story. Meanwhile, John Kerry has been issuing about a retraction a day since the Swift Boat Veterans started talking.

Most recently, Kerry has had to backpedal on the circumstances surrounding his first Purple Heart. Kerry has described the action on Dec. 2, 1968, for which he received a Purple Heart as his "first intense combat." The Swift Boat veterans say Kerry came under no enemy fire that day and that his injury, such as it was, resulted from the ricochet of a grenade fired by Kerry himself. (This rules out the Purple Heart but does qualify him for another "Boy, is my face red" citation, with clusters.)

Among the eyewitnesses who say Kerry came under no enemy fire on Dec. 2, 1968, is John Kerry himself. According to Douglas Brinkley's book, "Tour of Duty," Kerry wrote in his diary nine days later, on Dec. 11, 1968: "We hadn't been shot at yet." His campaign is still trying to figure out how to claim that Kerry couldn't have known this because he wasn't even on his own swiftboat at the time.

A Kerry campaign official first explained the discrepancy by essentially explaining that it depends on what the meaning of "we" is. Kerry, the official said, apparently had a nontraditional understanding of the word "we" to mean: "others not including me." "We": another two-letter word successfully parsed by a Democrat!

Another Kerry campaign official, John Hurley, has since admitted that it is "possible" that Kerry's first Purple Heart came from a self-inflicted wound.

The Kerry campaign has refused to release Kerry's personal Vietnam archive, including his journals and letters, saying that the senator was contractually bound to grant Kerry hagiographer Doug Brinkley exclusive access to the material. But then Brinkley said the papers are the property of the senator and in his full control. Still, no records.

On the bright side, the Kerry campaign is considering releasing the director's cut of Kerry's own filmed re-enactments of his war "heroics" – which, by the way, makes Kerry the first person ever to form a war re-enactment club during the actual war.

Kerry had long maintained that he did not attend the 1971 meeting of Vietnam Veterans Against the War in Kansas City, Mo., where the assassination of U.S. senators was discussed. Kerry campaign spokesman David Wade said, "Kerry was not at the Kansas City meeting." Later, FBI files showed Kerry was at the meeting. Now Kerry admits he was there.

So I think that means John Kerry attended as many V.V.A.W. meetings at which the assassination of U.S. senators was discussed as he did meetings of the Senate Intelligence Committee on which he later sat.

And let's not forget that Kerry was caught telling a big, dirty, stinky lie about being in Cambodia on Christmas Eve, 1968. What kind of adult tells a lie like that? (Answer: The kind who carries a home-movie camera to war in order to re-enact combat scenes and tape fake interviews with himself.)

One of the principal witnesses for Kerry's version of his heroics in Vietnam is Jim Rassman, who says Kerry "saved his life" after a Viet Cong mine knocked Rassman off his boat. Though Kerry would have us believe that – in addition to being baby killers – his fellow servicemen were planning on leaving Rassman to die, several eyewitnesses say another boat was about 20 yards behind Kerry's boat in getting to Rassman. (Kerry's boat was positioned slightly closer to Rassman because the moment the mine exploded, Kerry's boat fled the scene and returned only when Kerry was certain there was no enemy fire.)

It is indisputable that other men were being pulled out of the water right and left after a Viet Cong mine blew one of the swiftboats four feet in the air. How come none of those guys got Bronze Stars? Did they pull men out of the water in a less heroic way?

The way Kerry and Rassman tell it, you would think Kerry saved Rassman's life by staging a daring, high-speed commando raid on a prisoner of war camp. I was pulled from churning surfs a dozen times before I was 10 years old, each time exclaiming, "YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" but I'm not seeking out the people who fished me out of the water and demanding that they run for president.

In determining whose memory is more accurate, it's worth mentioning that Kerry and Rassman can't even get their stories straight about whose boat Rassman was on. Among the many accounts out there are these:

In his own Aug. 10, 2004, Wall Street Journal op-ed, Rassman says he was on Kerry's boat: "The second blast blew me off John's swiftboat, PCF-94 ..."

But according to the Kerry campaign press release: "On March 13, 1969, Rassman, a Green Beret, was traveling down the Bay Hap river in a boat behind Kerry's when both were ambushed by exploding land mines and enemy fire coming from the shore."

On Page 106 of the book "John F. Kerry, The Official Biography by the Boston Globe Reporters Who Know Him Best," Rassman is on a boat behind Kerry's.

In his Kerry campaign pamphlet, "Tour of Duty," hagiographer Brinkley resolves the conflicting accounts by having Rassman fall off both the boat that hit the mine (PCF-3) and Kerry's boat. (What would we do without historians?)

Another account has Rassman on the S.S. Minnow stubbornly insisting that Kerry's service in Vietnam consisted of just a three-hour tour ... a three-hour tour ...

Perhaps like the many and various meanings of the word "we," liberals use the word "unsubstantiated" to mean "tested repeatedly and proved true."---- kerrry and the camel he rode in on

[digitydash]

funny stuff from jib jab


http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=goodtobeindc&preplay=1&ratingBar=off


http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land&preplay=1&ratingBar=off

[Mechanic]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare

his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some

tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With

his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His

medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought

to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical

plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for

paid medical insurance -- now Joe gets it, too. He prepares his

morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because

some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing

industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo.

His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in

the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right

to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath.

The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko

liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He

walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to

work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation

fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public

transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be acontributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical

benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy

liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't

want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or

becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment

check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home

because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some

bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some

godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous

bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his

below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided

that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and

earned more money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at

his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His

car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating

liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood

home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by

Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural

loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government

liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural
electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired.

His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some

wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of

himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk

show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and

conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved

Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe

enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our

lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should

take care of themselves, just like I have."

[milogone]

Canada is looking better than ever...
http://www.sportbiketuning.com/AtomFilms%20This%20Land.htm

[dssdog]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare

his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some

tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With

his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His

medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought

to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical

plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for

paid medical insurance -- now Joe gets it, too. He prepares his

morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because

some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing

industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo.

His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in

the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right

to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath.

The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko

liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He

walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to

work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation

fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public

transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be acontributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical

benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy

liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't

want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or

becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment

check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home

because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some

bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some

godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous

bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his

below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided

that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and

earned more money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at

his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His

car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating

liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood

home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by

Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural

loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government

liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural
electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired.

His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some

wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of

himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk

show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and

conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved

Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe

enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our

lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should

take care of themselves, just like I have."
AMEN!

[old n horny]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[Mechanic]

And Bush's clock is being used for our wind tunnel.

[Electraglide]

lets see. If Kerry get 500 thousand more votes than Bush, That means Bush will win. Hmmmmmm. There is "one" good bush, and Im not thinking the one alot you must be LOLOLOL. I do like Jeb. fls'a gov. I thinlk he's done a good job so far. I'm voting Kerry/Edwards

[digitydash]

I think jeb sucks personally their just not anyone any better then him to take his place.He did not even know that the east coast was going to get hit with another hurricane.The news asked him if he was going to open a dister fund he replyed why do they need one.awww cause their is another hurricane coming.Also why did miami get more fema money then some the places that were hit the hardest when their winds did not even go over 35mph?????

[Justin]

I Now live in Florida, I Actually think Jeb is a good govenor.

OTOH

"Lies the REAL weapons of mass destruction"
My vote goes to Kerry :)

[Mechanic]

"Lies the REAL weapons of mass destruction"
My vote goes to Kerry :)

I couldn't agree MORE!!

[wallsent]

Canada is looking better than ever...
http://www.sportbiketuning.com/AtomFilms%20This%20Land.htm


Bush won, cause a lot of bible thumping idiots thought he was going to take care of them. They are going to have to figure out how to survive on their miminum wage jobs when Bush enacts the new tax law revisions that will change the income tax rate to a flat rate of 25%. OH, btw, they can forget about seeing the minimum wage go up, either, cause that might cost Bush's friends (lke Walmart) some of their profits. Kind of like living in Sweden or England, tax wize, except without the health benefits. There is a saying in Diamler/Chrysler, that we are to Stuggart what Mexico is to us, a 2nd rate country. After Bush alters the tax code, we won't even be a 2nd rate country; we'll be a 3rd world country..

[wallsent]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Funny joke, but Kerry couldn't even hope to keep up as a liar with Bush