You can tell a "redneck" by..........

[Muggles]

I took a ride today the end of May, and went to a trailer park in northern West Virginia...........

Much to my surprise, while driving through the park, I noticed (2) things.


(1) Trailers still had their Christmas Lights hung on the rafters of the trailers.

(2) Two fathers were yelling at there kids, and both were calling their sons,
"BUBBA"



Ok, who has more?????????????????????????

But they have to be factual, first hand knowledge.

[The Foxy One]

First day at school


It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new school for Bubba. :)

As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.

Some did very well, counting as high as 30 and 40, with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20.

Bubba, however, did extremely well. He counted past 50, right up to 83.

He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Georgia, son."

The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet.

Most made it about half way through without much trouble. Some made it to M and N, but Bubba rattled off the alphabet right to W.

That evening, Bubba once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "Son, that's because you are from Georgia."

The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers.

Bubba noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly well endowed. This confused him.

That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Georgia?"

"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18." :eek:


Foxy