PACKING IT IN !!! They win!

[DTV4Pres]

although I have never programmed or used a test card before, I found the information flowing in this forum to be quite good and in detail, my understanding is that DTV is currently working to "TRAP" the ip address of all people posting on different sites and working with thier legal department and the FBI to resolve the hacking, it has become out of control in the past year, now with the unlikely card swap pending (there is a bug with the HU card) , they are now basically herding cattle, the guys who are up now will be cut in half in the next month, then the sh*t will hit the fan, they will be what is considered big dealers. DTV would be smart to track the trends and see what channels people are watching and how much money they are spending to hack it, ie; programmer, unlooper, cables, power supply's, your time, ect, is it all worth it, maybe, but if the service was offered with a reasonable price and reasonable access to channels wouldn't it be worth it to just pay, I think so, but they refuse to be competitive with thier fees and channel lineups, I will not pay $80.00 per month to watch tv, I will stick with the antenna in the attic and watching Football at the bar down the street (who probably has a test card), Although I did have a few "H" cards in my possession I have destroyed them and the IRD's, although I cannot Part with that dish or LNB, I just love the way that dish looks on the house (trailer, singlewide 12x50) I have considered using Dish Nutwork but they also are very pricy and do not offer good channels at a reasonable price, this also brought up another question, if you can pick up locals with an antenna and they are sent out free into the system, how can either dish company get away with charging $5.99 per month for locals, ($71.88 per year) you would almost have to be crazy to pay for this service, just use your antenna it's free.





It is my opinion we should all follow my lead, discard your H card and "PACK IT IN" they have won, you know like "I WON" dot com. do it today it's sunday and this is the best day to redeam yourself, instead of cluttering up all of the trash cans and possibly your card getting into the wrong hands you can forward them to me and I will "MAKE SURE" they are destroyed, my address is as follows.

BAD CARDS
POB 9875654789654123658745963222145
WALLYWORLD, USA 213698-2456

MAKE SURE YOU USE THE PLUS FOR ON THE ZIP CODE, THIS WILL SPEED DELIVERY.

I'm starting to think I'm ramling on, I think it has something to do with limited TV access, time for some prozac.
Later

[gplot]

You had me going!!!

[cerberus]

I sent my card to the address you posted but it came back to me. What did I do wrong? :) Like my guns, they will have to pry my H card from my dead fingers. That was a good one DTV4Pres. Somebody mention Prozac?
cerberus

[DishDock]

Very Funny HA HA HA It ant over till the fat lady sings!!!!!

[Blu1z]

Very very good. Thought you were for real for a min.

[PETER PAN]

LMAO

[ephraim]

should I send them usps or fed ex, and please email me to let me know they have been destroyed....thanks

oh yeah, please explain these other replies, that you had them goin'.... you play a joke on 'em in a different post or somethin'? if so please share!

[jdkrm]

it's in the mail.

[dracer]

I couldn't believe what I was reading, I thought "Wow what a nut" LMAO. that was a good one!!

[dougkaren]

Great post. I almost pissed my pants!

[tech386]

Got me also. I thought you were for real. Go's to show you that you must read the whole thing...Word for word..
Great Post..I also pissed my pants..

[DAMMAD]

I thought maybe you smoked a big one by yourself with out inviting me.

Good post as a joke, but what do you think the newbies thought? Probably scared the ---- out of them.

[DTV4Pres]

WOW !, what a monday, I received and destroyed over 3000 cards today, I felt a need to keep all updated on my progress, to destroy them I hooked up power leads from my hot tub (220 volt, 60amps) and fried those cards like never before, I considered deep frying them in my turkey fryer but had no wing sauce left, so I resorted to the real kill.

All of the destroyed cards have been shipped back to DTV (overnight prepaid of course) with a simple note letting them knwo we have all given up they can stop the 745 hashing /ecm and move on to bigger and better things.

yes this has been a very sad weekend but we will all get through it if we stick together, please sned your cards to


BAD CARDS
POB 9875654789654123658745963222145
WALLYWORLD, USA 213698-2456

MAKE SURE YOU USE THE PLUS FOR ON THE ZIP CODE, THIS WILL SPEED DELIVERY


with each card returned you will get a free set of rabbit ears and a pass to wallyworld (for up to 6 people), and if you get sigh up with DTV with you new shiny HU card you'll also on top of everything else get a free month of Total Chump programming..

Later..

[jnix]

I've got one big old brush to burn, PLEASE send those cards to, sorry my ad is general delivery- please call me at BR-549

[optimus]

I just discovered this bs forum,DTV4Pres you had us all that time.

[fiddlerfingers]

You had me going so bad I put my card in a plastic bag and was on my way to the post office and lost it. The only place I stopped was a gas station but when I went back I couldn't find it.

[buzz911]

i was like, "is this guy for real?" i thought maybe converted to muslim or something. that was a good one dtv4pres.

[RATTLESNAKE]

Damn it,man......LOL ;)

[Blakjak]

Scary thought, but I can picture some guy in the Dead Letter Dept at the Post Office receiving tons of mail going to that funky address. He's probably sitting on thousands of dollars worth of H-cards! Does anyone know the address for the Post Office's Dead Letter Dept, hehe? :)

[birdhouse]

Sorry DTV4pres, I already gave it to charity but as soon as I get another one I'l get it in the mail to you along with a donation of $50,000 for your noble cause. :D