Re: Did Howie Lie About Fridays

[=?iso-8859-1?q?The_Cunning_Linguist_=3A=DE-?=]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:

> Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
> only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
> true?

It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.

If Howard wants to work a 4 day week, he should work like Letterman, and
kick out 2 shows in 1 day. Letterman does 2 shows on Monday. Then a show
per day on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. My gawd, Letterman's had a
quintuple heart bypass, and he's still working harder than Howard.

--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!

[Bajori]

"The Cunning Linguist :Þ-" <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com>
wrote in message news:pan.2006.03.14.14.15.09.501750@mommy's_basement.com...
> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
>
>> Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
>> only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
>> true?
>
> It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
> have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
> shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
> cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
> be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.


He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't mean he
isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day off means not
working.

>
> If Howard wants to work a 4 day week, he should work like Letterman, and
> kick out 2 shows in 1 day. Letterman does 2 shows on Monday. Then a show
> per day on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. My gawd, Letterman's had a
> quintuple heart bypass, and he's still working harder than Howard.
>
> --
> The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions
>
> O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!
>
>
>
>
>
>

[SapperPest19]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:15:11 -0800, The Real ---- Cheney
<i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com> wrote:

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>The Real ---- Cheney
>
>O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!

Yep.

[SapperPest19]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:08:22 GMT, "Bajori" <baronjosefr@aol.com>
wrote:

>
>"The Cunning Linguist :Þ-" <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com>
>wrote in message news:pan.2006.03.14.14.15.09.501750@mommy's_basement.com...
>> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
>>
>>> Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
>>> only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
>>> true?
>>
>> It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
>> have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
>> shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
>> cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
>> be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.
>
>
>He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't mean he
>isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day off means not
>working.

Just because he takes a day off does not mean he is working on his two
channel.

[Michael]

Bajori wrote:

> "The Cunning Linguist :Þ-" <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com>
> wrote in message news:pan.2006.03.14.14.15.09.501750@mommy's_basement.com...
>
>>On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
>>>only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
>>>true?
>>
>>It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
>>have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
>>shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
>>cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
>>be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.
>
>
>
> He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't mean he
> isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day off means not
> working.

So is Stern taking Fridays off or working behind the scenes on content
for the two channels?

Michael

[Michael]

The Cunning Linguist :Þ- wrote:

> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
>
>
>>Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
>>only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
>>true?
>
>
> It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
> have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
> shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
> cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
> be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.
>
> If Howard wants to work a 4 day week, he should work like Letterman, and
> kick out 2 shows in 1 day. Letterman does 2 shows on Monday. Then a show
> per day on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. My gawd, Letterman's had a
> quintuple heart bypass, and he's still working harder than Howard.

I think Stern's still quite the control freak. It's just that his idea
of "quality" has taken a nose dive in recent years.

Michael

[Earl Campbell]

> He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't mean he
> isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day off means not
> working.

1) He has only taken two Fridays off since the show started. Don't
believe me, go to Mark's Friggin..

2) The Friday show is far better than the Best of $hit he was running at
KRQ.

3) I'm sick of the anti-Howard a$$holes who hang here and have nothing
better to do. Get a life you losers...

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[Buzzer]

Earl Campbell <earl34@thisisfake.com> wrote in
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>
>
>> He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't
>> mean he isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day
>> off means not working.
>
> 1) He has only taken two Fridays off since the show started. Don't
> believe me, go to Mark's Friggin..
>
> 2) The Friday show is far better than the Best of $hit he was running
> at KRQ.
>
> 3) I'm sick of the anti-Howard a$$holes who hang here and have nothing
> better to do. Get a life you losers...
>
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1) bull----
2) Rerecorded bits is great radio! (you dumb fuck lol)
3) Go fuck yourself

[Boom]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:39:31 -0800, Michael <jandm16@charter.net>
wrote:

>Bajori wrote:
>
>> "The Cunning Linguist :Þ-" <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com>
>> wrote in message news:pan.2006.03.14.14.15.09.501750@mommy's_basement.com...
>>
>>>On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
>>>>only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
>>>>true?
>>>
>>>It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
>>>have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
>>>shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
>>>cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
>>>be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.
>>
>>
>>
>> He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't mean he
>> isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day off means not
>> working.
>
>So is Stern taking Fridays off or working behind the scenes on content
>for the two channels?

Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
full week's vacation.

[Buzzer]

Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote in
news:6s4e1211f7hl3nrl1ktjuprvo7o86dbfh0@4ax.com:


>
> Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
> full week's vacation.

I am sure it is right around the corner. After all, 2 months on the job
with 4 day work weeks you really do need a 2 week vacation.

[Dr. Droo]

Boom wrote:
> Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
> full week's vacation.

Bubba wants to sit in for him when he does go on vacation. I figure
it's win-win because it could get Bubba more listeners as well as it
would mean no 'best of' nonsense.

--D

[=?iso-8859-1?q?The_Cunning_Linguist_=3A=DE-?=]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:40:04 -0800, Dr. Droo wrote:

> Boom wrote:
>> Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
>> full week's vacation.
>
> Bubba wants to sit in for him when he does go on vacation. I figure
> it's win-win because it could get Bubba more listeners as well as it
> would mean no 'best of' nonsense.
>
> --D
Putting Bubba on would be a mistake, I think. Bottom line = Bubba's not
very good. He tries. Some people like his work. He pales compared to
Stern. Quite honestly, I don't think he was a good hire. Although Stern
hates his work, I'd much rather hear "The Greaseman" than Bubba. Greaseman
is creative, extremely entertaining, and genuinely funny. Years ago, I had
the pleasure of beating The Greaseman in Jacksonville radio. Greaseman was
so good, my partner and I would actually listen to him during our show.
That wasn't really professional behavior on our part, but The Greaseman
was just so damn good. He really was. The only reason we beat him was that
FM was handily beating AM stations. The Greaseman was still on an AM,
while we were on a strong-signaled FM.

--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!

[SapperPest19]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 13:35:30 -0800, The Real ---- Cheney
<i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com> wrote:

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>Subject: Re: Did Howie Lie About Fridays
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>On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:40:04 -0800, Dr. Droo wrote:
>
>> Boom wrote:
>>> Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
>>> full week's vacation.
>>
>> Bubba wants to sit in for him when he does go on vacation. I figure
>> it's win-win because it could get Bubba more listeners as well as it
>> would mean no 'best of' nonsense.
>>
>> --D
>Putting Bubba on would be a mistake, I think. Bottom line = Bubba's not
>very good. He tries. Some people like his work. He pales compared to
>Stern. Quite honestly, I don't think he was a good hire. Although Stern
>hates his work, I'd much rather hear "The Greaseman" than Bubba. Greaseman
>is creative, extremely entertaining, and genuinely funny. Years ago, I had
>the pleasure of beating The Greaseman in Jacksonville radio. Greaseman was
>so good, my partner and I would actually listen to him during our show.
>That wasn't really professional behavior on our part, but The Greaseman
>was just so damn good. He really was. The only reason we beat him was that
>FM was handily beating AM stations. The Greaseman was still on an AM,
>while we were on a strong-signaled FM.
>
>--
>The Real ---- Cheney
>
>O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!

Did you really, ----? Did you beat the Greaseman? I'll bet you beat
him. You beat him till his ---- was sore. I guess that was after he
won in your end. Did he violently ass-fuck you?

[=?iso-8859-1?q?The_Cunning_Linguist_=3A=DE-?=]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:41:47 -0600, SapperPest19 wrote:

> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 13:35:30 -0800, The Real ---- Cheney
> <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com> wrote:
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>>Subject: Re: Did Howie Lie About Fridays
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>>On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:40:04 -0800, Dr. Droo wrote:
>>
>>> Boom wrote:
>>>> Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
>>>> full week's vacation.
>>>
>>> Bubba wants to sit in for him when he does go on vacation. I figure
>>> it's win-win because it could get Bubba more listeners as well as it
>>> would mean no 'best of' nonsense.
>>>
>>> --D
>>Putting Bubba on would be a mistake, I think. Bottom line = Bubba's not
>>very good. He tries. Some people like his work. He pales compared to
>>Stern. Quite honestly, I don't think he was a good hire. Although Stern
>>hates his work, I'd much rather hear "The Greaseman" than Bubba. Greaseman
>>is creative, extremely entertaining, and genuinely funny. Years ago, I had
>>the pleasure of beating The Greaseman in Jacksonville radio. Greaseman was
>>so good, my partner and I would actually listen to him during our show.
>>That wasn't really professional behavior on our part, but The Greaseman
>>was just so damn good. He really was. The only reason we beat him was that
>>FM was handily beating AM stations. The Greaseman was still on an AM,
>>while we were on a strong-signaled FM.
>>
>>--
>>The Real ---- Cheney
>>
>>O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!
>
> Did you really, ----? Did you beat the Greaseman? I'll bet you beat
> him. You beat him till his ---- was sore. I guess that was after he
> won in your end. Did he violently ass-fuck you?

I enjoyed the back and forth with the other guy and you discussing your
wife's fascination (yet fearfullness!) of being ass-fucked. Personally, I
can never take ass-fucking seriously because the whole concept (to me) is
completely ridiculous. Yet you proceeded to tell the world of you and your
wife's interest in ass-fucking. I found that odd, and I find you odd.

That being said....."The Boys" want to fuck you in the ass, Sapper.

--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <kf2e12pfavme99d72asf7vfcvs8t384ti6@4ax.com>,
SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:08:22 GMT, "Bajori" <baronjosefr@aol.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"The Cunning Linguist :Þ-" <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com>
> >wrote in message news:pan.2006.03.14.14.15.09.501750@mommy's_basement.com...
> >> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
> >>
> >>> Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius, he's
> >>> only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that possibly be
> >>> true?
> >>
> >> It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
> >> have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
> >> shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
> >> cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
> >> be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.
> >
> >
> >He has done more than two Fridays without a showe, but that doesn't mean he
> >isn't working on content for the two channels.Taking a day off means not
> >working.
>
> Just because he takes a day off does not mean he is working on his two
> channel.

Brilliant, Sapper, just brilliant! Keep up the good work.

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[SapperPest19]

On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:06:07 -0800, The Real ---- Cheney
<i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com> wrote:

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>> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 13:35:30 -0800, The Real ---- Cheney
>> <i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com> wrote:
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>>>On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:40:04 -0800, Dr. Droo wrote:
>>>
>>>> Boom wrote:
>>>>> Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
>>>>> full week's vacation.
>>>>
>>>> Bubba wants to sit in for him when he does go on vacation. I figure
>>>> it's win-win because it could get Bubba more listeners as well as it
>>>> would mean no 'best of' nonsense.
>>>>
>>>> --D
>>>Putting Bubba on would be a mistake, I think. Bottom line = Bubba's not
>>>very good. He tries. Some people like his work. He pales compared to
>>>Stern. Quite honestly, I don't think he was a good hire. Although Stern
>>>hates his work, I'd much rather hear "The Greaseman" than Bubba. Greaseman
>>>is creative, extremely entertaining, and genuinely funny. Years ago, I had
>>>the pleasure of beating The Greaseman in Jacksonville radio. Greaseman was
>>>so good, my partner and I would actually listen to him during our show.
>>>That wasn't really professional behavior on our part, but The Greaseman
>>>was just so damn good. He really was. The only reason we beat him was that
>>>FM was handily beating AM stations. The Greaseman was still on an AM,
>>>while we were on a strong-signaled FM.
>>>
>>>--
>>>The Real ---- Cheney
>>>
>>>O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!
>>
>> Did you really, ----? Did you beat the Greaseman? I'll bet you beat
>> him. You beat him till his ---- was sore. I guess that was after he
>> won in your end. Did he violently ass-fuck you?
>
>I enjoyed the back and forth with the other guy and you discussing your
>wife's fascination (yet fearfullness!) of being ass-fucked. Personally, I
>can never take ass-fucking seriously because the whole concept (to me) is
>completely ridiculous. Yet you proceeded to tell the world of you and your
>wife's interest in ass-fucking. I found that odd, and I find you odd.
>
>That being said....."The Boys" want to fuck you in the ass, Sapper.
>
>--
>The Real ---- Cheney
>
>O&A always win in my end. Hey, they're violently ass-fucking me now!!!

See, you do not know me or my wife. Nobody here knows me or my wife. I
think what you found odd is that not everybody is into ass-fucking as
you are, ----.

[The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions]

"Dr. Droo" <drdroo@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1142368804.263325.73460@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> Boom wrote:
> > Boy, I can't wait to see the mass suicides when Howard takes his first
> > full week's vacation.
>
> Bubba wants to sit in for him when he does go on vacation. I figure
> it's win-win because it could get Bubba more listeners as well as it
> would mean no 'best of' nonsense.

No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons

--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in the end
Hoohoo always whines in the end

[KK]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
OperAtions wrote:

> No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons

"Guys, that's *eight* gons!"

-lil' Jimmy Norden

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
> OperAtions wrote:
>
> > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>
> "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>
> -lil' Jimmy Norden

Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[KK]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:01:03 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer wrote:

>> -lil' Jimmy Norden
>
> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.

No ----, assbag. Never heard them pronounce it like that? Maybe you
should pay more attention.

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <pan.2006.03.17.15.12.54.943217@furburger.net>,
KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:01:03 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer wrote:
>
> >> -lil' Jimmy Norden
> >
> > Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> > spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>
> No ----, assbag. Never heard them pronounce it like that? Maybe you
> should pay more attention.

Oh, you're hooked on phonics. I didn't realize I was replying to a 2nd
grader.

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[KK]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:30:52 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer wrote:

> Oh, you're hooked on phonics. I didn't realize I was replying to a 2nd
> grader.

No, I'm acknowledging their funny take on Jimmy's name.

[Boom]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 16:09:29 GMT, KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:30:52 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer wrote:
>
>> Oh, you're hooked on phonics. I didn't realize I was replying to a 2nd
>> grader.
>
>No, I'm acknowledging their funny take on Jimmy's name.

Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."

[Hoody]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:40:47 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

>Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."

As funny as re-recording 20 year old bits ?

[SapperPest19]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:01:03 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
<mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:

>In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>> OperAtions wrote:
>>
>> > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>>
>> "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>>
>> -lil' Jimmy Norden
>
>Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
>spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.

"Norden" is a bit from the show.

[Hoody]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 13:16:30 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@work.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:01:03 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
><mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>>> OperAtions wrote:
>>>
>>> > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>>>
>>> "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>>>
>>> -lil' Jimmy Norden
>>
>>Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
>>spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>
>"Norden" is a bit from the show.

That is a rip-off of Bababooey.

[SapperPest19]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:36:22 -0500, Hoody <hoody@email.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 13:16:30 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@work.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:01:03 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>><mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
>>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>>>> OperAtions wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>>>>
>>>> "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>>>>
>>>> -lil' Jimmy Norden
>>>
>>>Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
>>>spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>>
>>"Norden" is a bit from the show.
>
>That is a rip-off of Bababooey.

I wish I could add an emoticon here that rolled his eyes.

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:

> I wish I could add an emoticon here that rolled his eyes.

Put another way: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"

> Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
> Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
> would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."

Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.

[Tim Donohoe]

Dereck_Barker@sbcglobal.net wrote:

>>Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>>Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>>would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."
>
>
> Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.
>
>

Was it funny when Stuttering John used to do it?

[Boom]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:09:11 -0600, <Dereck_Barker@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:

>> Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>> Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>> would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."
>
>Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.

Yeah, I never got it when Howard did it 10 years ago, either.

[SapperPest19]

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 00:58:37 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:09:11 -0600, <Dereck_Barker@sbcglobal.net>
>wrote:
>
>>> Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>>> Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>>> would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."
>>
>>Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.
>
>Yeah, I never got it when Howard did it 10 years ago, either.

Howard called Norton "Norden" 10 years ago? Wow.

[SapperPest19]

On 17 Mar 2006 14:37:25 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>
>> I wish I could add an emoticon here that rolled his eyes.
>
>Put another way: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"

Ok. <silence>

[SapperPest19]

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 00:58:37 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:09:11 -0600, <Dereck_Barker@sbcglobal.net>
>wrote:
>
>>> Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>>> Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>>> would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."
>>
>>Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.
>
>Yeah, I never got it when Howard did it 10 years ago, either.

Oh, wait. Are you trying to imply that howard invented mispronouncing
people's names?

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:

> >
> >Put another way: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"
>
> Ok. <silence>

http://www.lustig.nl/

Does he look familar?

[SapperPest19]

On 17 Mar 2006 18:29:22 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>
>> >
>> >Put another way: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"
>>
>> Ok. <silence>
>
>http://www.lustig.nl/
>
>Does he look familar?

No. <more silence>

[Boom]

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 20:27:57 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 00:58:37 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:09:11 -0600, <Dereck_Barker@sbcglobal.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>> Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>>>> Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>>>> would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."
>>>
>>>Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.
>>
>>Yeah, I never got it when Howard did it 10 years ago, either.
>
>Oh, wait. Are you trying to imply that howard invented mispronouncing
>people's names?

Let me see if this rings a bell:

"Jackie 'The Jokeman' Marlowe, congratulations on your career."

No, Howard didn't invent mispronouncing names. Just the name of his
resident comedian.

> >Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.
>
> Yeah, I never got it when Howard did it 10 years ago, either.

I wasn't debating who did what first, I was explaining why you didn't get
the bit. Try to stay on topic. So quick to fire back!

[SapperPest19]

On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:39:26 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 20:27:57 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 18 Mar 2006 00:58:37 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:09:11 -0600, <Dereck_Barker@sbcglobal.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Pronouncing "Norton" as "Norden" is funny? Gee whiz, I take it back.
>>>>> Opie and Anthony are comic geniuses. Almost as funny as when Howard
>>>>> would pronounce "Martling" as "Marlowe."
>>>>
>>>>Situational humor. You wouldn't get it with your short attention span.
>>>
>>>Yeah, I never got it when Howard did it 10 years ago, either.
>>
>>Oh, wait. Are you trying to imply that howard invented mispronouncing
>>people's names?
>
>Let me see if this rings a bell:
>
>"Jackie 'The Jokeman' Marlowe, congratulations on your career."
>
>No, Howard didn't invent mispronouncing names. Just the name of his
>resident comedian.

There you go. It was a guy at a comedy club that mispronounced
Norton's name. Norton mentioned it on the air and people occationally
joke with him about it.

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:

> >
> >Does he look familar?
>
> No. <more silence>

Of course he does!

Hahahah.

[SapperPest19]

On 18 Mar 2006 17:39:59 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>
>> >
>> >Does he look familar?
>>
>> No. <more silence>
>
>Of course he does!
>
>Hahahah.

He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:

>
> He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
> But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.

Uh-huh.

[SapperPest19]

On 18 Mar 2006 22:41:51 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>
>>
>> He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
>> But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.
>
>Uh-huh.

That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said.

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:
> On 18 Mar 2006 22:41:51 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >SapperPest19 wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
> >> But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.
> >
> >Uh-huh.
>
> That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said.

Ahhh...a woman scorned!

:(

[SapperPest19]

On 19 Mar 2006 07:00:25 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>> On 18 Mar 2006 22:41:51 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >SapperPest19 wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
>> >> But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.
>> >
>> >Uh-huh.
>>
>> That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said.
>
>Ahhh...a woman scorned!
>
>:(

That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <3rar129go3kramskb8nlu3brjml6l9944h@4ax.com>,
SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:

> On 19 Mar 2006 07:00:25 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >SapperPest19 wrote:
> >> On 18 Mar 2006 22:41:51 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >SapperPest19 wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
> >> >> But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.
> >> >
> >> >Uh-huh.
> >>
> >> That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said.
> >
> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
> >
> >:(
>
> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.

Someone learned a new word this week :)

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[SapperPest19]

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:10:07 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
<mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:

>In article <3rar129go3kramskb8nlu3brjml6l9944h@4ax.com>,
> SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:
>
>> On 19 Mar 2006 07:00:25 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >SapperPest19 wrote:
>> >> On 18 Mar 2006 22:41:51 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >SapperPest19 wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> He looks like a character from the simpsons by the way he is drawn.
>> >> >> But I don't watch the simpsons so that is just a guess.
>> >> >
>> >> >Uh-huh.
>> >>
>> >> That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said.
>> >
>> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
>> >
>> >:(
>>
>> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
>
>Someone learned a new word this week :)

No, I just use it more because it seems to fit more.

[The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions]

"SapperPest19" <bob@work.com> wrote in message
news:jn2m12hjgjhpqpam8pqfi4lurrdlvumjaj@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:01:03 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
> <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> > KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
Usenet
> >> OperAtions wrote:
> >>
> >> > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> >>
> >> "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> >>
> >> -lil' Jimmy Norden
> >
> >Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> >spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>
> "Norden" is a bit from the show.

Only people who listen to the Norden and Friends radio pogrom would
understand- not humorless Sternoids

--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in the end
Hoohoo always whines in the end

[The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions]

"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
> In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
Usenet
> > OperAtions wrote:
> >
> > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> >
> > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> >
> > -lil' Jimmy Norden
>
> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.

Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker

--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in the end
Hoohoo always whines in the end

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <hfkTf.29589$ty4.17227@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions"
<the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:

> "The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
> > In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> > KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
> Usenet
> > > OperAtions wrote:
> > >
> > > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> > >
> > > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> > >
> > > -lil' Jimmy Norden
> >
> > Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> > spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>
> Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker

Damn, I thought I made your kill list and had heard the last of your
recycled insults.

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[Boom]

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:42:37 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
Usenet OperAtions" <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:

>
>"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
>news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
>> In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>>
>> > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
>Usenet
>> > OperAtions wrote:
>> >
>> > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>> >
>> > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>> >
>> > -lil' Jimmy Norden
>>
>> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
>> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>
>Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker

Yeah, I agree. You don't get it. They're stealing another one of
Stern's running gags. So shut the fuck up about things you don't
understand, Stern licker.

;)

[SapperPest19]

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:05:39 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:42:37 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
>Usenet OperAtions" <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
>>news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
>>> In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
>>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
>>Usenet
>>> > OperAtions wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>>> >
>>> > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>>> >
>>> > -lil' Jimmy Norden
>>>
>>> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
>>> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>>
>>Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker
>
>Yeah, I agree. You don't get it. They're stealing another one of
>Stern's running gags. So shut the fuck up about things you don't
>understand, Stern licker.
>
>;)

Repeating a comedy club owner's mispronunciation of a name is not
ripping off howard. You are reaching here.

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <4olr12h37ok4d1c9h8k070k91scnh9idfa@4ax.com>,
SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:05:39 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:42:37 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
> >Usenet OperAtions" <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> >>news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
> >>> In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> >>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
> >>Usenet
> >>> > OperAtions wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> >>> >
> >>> > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> >>> >
> >>> > -lil' Jimmy Norden
> >>>
> >>> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> >>> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
> >>
> >>Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker
> >
> >Yeah, I agree. You don't get it. They're stealing another one of
> >Stern's running gags. So shut the fuck up about things you don't
> >understand, Stern licker.
> >
> >;)
>
> Repeating a comedy club owner's mispronunciation of a name is not
> ripping off howard. You are reaching here.

jesus, i apologize for ever bringing it up. you guys (sapper and boom)
can get all rabid on the most trivial ----.

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[Boom]

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 14:18:50 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
<mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:

>In article <4olr12h37ok4d1c9h8k070k91scnh9idfa@4ax.com>,
> SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:05:39 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:42:37 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
>> >Usenet OperAtions" <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
>> >>news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
>> >>> In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
>> >>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
>> >>Usenet
>> >>> > OperAtions wrote:
>> >>> >
>> >>> > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
>> >>> >
>> >>> > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
>> >>> >
>> >>> > -lil' Jimmy Norden
>> >>>
>> >>> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
>> >>> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
>> >>
>> >>Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker
>> >
>> >Yeah, I agree. You don't get it. They're stealing another one of
>> >Stern's running gags. So shut the fuck up about things you don't
>> >understand, Stern licker.
>> >
>> >;)
>>
>> Repeating a comedy club owner's mispronunciation of a name is not
>> ripping off howard. You are reaching here.
>
>jesus, i apologize for ever bringing it up. you guys (sapper and boom)
>can get all rabid on the most trivial ----.

Um, you do realize I was goofing on Sapper, right?

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:

> >
> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
> >
> >:(
>
> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.

Thanks!

But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
insult me?

[SapperPest19]

On 19 Mar 2006 20:12:19 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>
>> >
>> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
>> >
>> >:(
>>
>> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
>
>Thanks!
>
>But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
>insult me?

Because you set yourself up for insults so much that insulting you
bores me. Frankly, you bore me. You need to take lessons from boom and
The Central Scrotinizer. They can occasionally come up with a good
point or two, even if they are based on flawed logic.

[Jack Wills]

SapperPest19 wrote:
> On 19 Mar 2006 20:12:19 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >SapperPest19 wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
> >> >
> >> >:(
> >>
> >> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
> >
> >Thanks!
> >
> >But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
> >insult me?
>
> Because you set yourself up for insults so much that insulting you
> bores me. Frankly, you bore me. You need to take lessons from boom and
> The Central Scrotinizer. They can occasionally come up with a good
> point or two, even if they are based on flawed logic.

Hmmm...I'll give them a call. Can I say you referred me?

[SapperPest19]

On 19 Mar 2006 20:26:27 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
>SapperPest19 wrote:
>> On 19 Mar 2006 20:12:19 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >SapperPest19 wrote:
>> >
>> >> >
>> >> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
>> >> >
>> >> >:(
>> >>
>> >> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
>> >
>> >Thanks!
>> >
>> >But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
>> >insult me?
>>
>> Because you set yourself up for insults so much that insulting you
>> bores me. Frankly, you bore me. You need to take lessons from boom and
>> The Central Scrotinizer. They can occasionally come up with a good
>> point or two, even if they are based on flawed logic.
>
>Hmmm...I'll give them a call. Can I say you referred me?

Sure, if it makes you feel better. I'm sure they will read this
message.

[Boom]

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:31:47 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:

>On 19 Mar 2006 20:26:27 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>SapperPest19 wrote:
>>> On 19 Mar 2006 20:12:19 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >SapperPest19 wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >:(
>>> >>
>>> >> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
>>> >
>>> >Thanks!
>>> >
>>> >But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
>>> >insult me?
>>>
>>> Because you set yourself up for insults so much that insulting you
>>> bores me. Frankly, you bore me. You need to take lessons from boom and
>>> The Central Scrotinizer. They can occasionally come up with a good
>>> point or two, even if they are based on flawed logic.
>>
>>Hmmm...I'll give them a call. Can I say you referred me?
>
>Sure, if it makes you feel better. I'm sure they will read this
>message.

I'm not splitting commissions with anyone.

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <10nr12t6ul8ik96jg8nd8d8li5bb7dpraj@4ax.com>,
Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 14:18:50 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
> <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <4olr12h37ok4d1c9h8k070k91scnh9idfa@4ax.com>,
> > SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:05:39 GMT, Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:42:37 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
> >> >Usenet OperAtions" <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> >> >>news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
> >> >>> In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> >> >>> KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>> > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
> >> >>Usenet
> >> >>> > OperAtions wrote:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > -lil' Jimmy Norden
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> >> >>> spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
> >> >>
> >> >>Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker
> >> >
> >> >Yeah, I agree. You don't get it. They're stealing another one of
> >> >Stern's running gags. So shut the fuck up about things you don't
> >> >understand, Stern licker.
> >> >
> >> >;)
> >>
> >> Repeating a comedy club owner's mispronunciation of a name is not
> >> ripping off howard. You are reaching here.
> >
> >jesus, i apologize for ever bringing it up. you guys (sapper and boom)
> >can get all rabid on the most trivial ----.
>
> Um, you do realize I was goofing on Sapper, right?

yeah...

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[The Central Scrotinizer]

In article <m7hs121g59q6oo9a4qsnu8lt2n00s47k0d@4ax.com>,
Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:31:47 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:
>
> >On 19 Mar 2006 20:26:27 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>SapperPest19 wrote:
> >>> On 19 Mar 2006 20:12:19 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >
> >>> >SapperPest19 wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >:(
> >>> >>
> >>> >> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
> >>> >
> >>> >Thanks!
> >>> >
> >>> >But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
> >>> >insult me?
> >>>
> >>> Because you set yourself up for insults so much that insulting you
> >>> bores me. Frankly, you bore me. You need to take lessons from boom and
> >>> The Central Scrotinizer. They can occasionally come up with a good
> >>> point or two, even if they are based on flawed logic.
> >>
> >>Hmmm...I'll give them a call. Can I say you referred me?
> >
> >Sure, if it makes you feel better. I'm sure they will read this
> >message.
>
> I'm not splitting commissions with anyone.

60/40?

--
The Central Scrotinizer

[Jack Wills]

The Central Scrotinizer wrote:
> In article <m7hs121g59q6oo9a4qsnu8lt2n00s47k0d@4ax.com>,
> Boom <mmm@nnn.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:31:47 -0600, SapperPest19 <bob@bob.com> wrote:
> >
> > >On 19 Mar 2006 20:26:27 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> > >wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >>SapperPest19 wrote:
> > >>> On 19 Mar 2006 20:12:19 -0800, "Jack Wills" <wills.jack@gmail.com>
> > >>> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>> >
> > >>> >SapperPest19 wrote:
> > >>> >
> > >>> >> >
> > >>> >> >Ahhh...a woman scorned!
> > >>> >> >
> > >>> >> >:(
> > >>> >>
> > >>> >> That is probably the most irrelevant thing you have ever said.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >Thanks!
> > >>> >
> > >>> >But why are you suddenly flattering me instead of futily trying to
> > >>> >insult me?
> > >>>
> > >>> Because you set yourself up for insults so much that insulting you
> > >>> bores me. Frankly, you bore me. You need to take lessons from boom and
> > >>> The Central Scrotinizer. They can occasionally come up with a good
> > >>> point or two, even if they are based on flawed logic.
> > >>
> > >>Hmmm...I'll give them a call. Can I say you referred me?
> > >
> > >Sure, if it makes you feel better. I'm sure they will read this
> > >message.
> >
> > I'm not splitting commissions with anyone.
>
> 60/40?
>

I'll pay scale plus 10%.

[The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions]

"The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
news:mudshark-F6FE20.13501219032006@news.giganews.com...
> In article <hfkTf.29589$ty4.17227@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
> "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions"
> <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:
>
> > "The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> > news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
> > > In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> > > KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
> > Usenet
> > > > OperAtions wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> > > >
> > > > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> > > >
> > > > -lil' Jimmy Norden
> > >
> > > Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> > > spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
> >
> > Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker
>
> Damn, I thought I made your kill list and had heard the last of your
> recycled insults.

I only recycle them because your miniscule mentality can't remember things
from day to day
Which explains why you like Hoohoo's repetitive ----
--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions

O&A always win in the end
Hoohoo always whines in the end

[Jack Wills]

The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions wrote:
> "The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> news:mudshark-F6FE20.13501219032006@news.giganews.com...
> > In article <hfkTf.29589$ty4.17227@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
> > "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions"
> > <the_witchboy@yahooX.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "The Central Scrotinizer" <mudshark@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> > > news:mudshark-937C97.07010317032006@news.giganews.com...
> > > > In article <pan.2006.03.17.14.56.41.648531@furburger.net>,
> > > > KK <_KK_@furburger.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:40 +0000, The Cunning Linguist :Ãz- Cmdr.
> > > Usenet
> > > > > OperAtions wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > No, just a fatassed redneck droning on about octagons
> > > > >
> > > > > "Guys, that's *eight* gons!"
> > > > >
> > > > > -lil' Jimmy Norden
> > > >
> > > > Show the only redeeming part of the O&A show some respect and at least
> > > > spell his name correctly, hambone. It's Norton.
> > >
> > > Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, Stern licker
> >
> > Damn, I thought I made your kill list and had heard the last of your
> > recycled insults.
>
> I only recycle them because your miniscule mentality can't remember things
> from day to day

----y actually just used "because you're stupid" as an excuse.

But for real.

Awesome.

[Buster]

On 2006-03-14 08:15:11 -0600, The Cunning Linguist :Þ-
<i_suck_howard's_balls@mommy's_basement.com> said:

> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:04:39 -0600, Paulie Walnuts wrote:
>
>> Thought I heard him rebut Letterman that since he's been on Sirius,
>> he's only taken TWO Fridays off. Did I hear right and could that
>> possibly be true?
>
> It might be true, but I'm doubting it. And I'm a Stern fan. I know there
> have been (at the VERY least) 2 completely awful, unlistenable Friday
> shows. If I were Howard, I'd be professionally embarrassed if I TRULY
> cared about quality control. Stern's a control freak. At least he used to
> be. The Friday "substitute" shows couldn't possibly be worse.
> If Howard wants to work a 4 day week, he should work like Letterman, and
> kick out 2 shows in 1 day. Letterman does 2 shows on Monday. Then a show
> per day on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. My gawd, Letterman's had a
> quintuple heart bypass, and he's still working harder than Howard.



Howard should be on 5 days a week. He needs to stop taking Fridays off.
Do the job right or get the fuck out.