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jd3
November 21st, 2000, 05:02 AM
IT'S A WINTER WONDERLAND


It seems a guy moved from Florida to New York

Aug. 12 Moved to o r new home in New York.
It is so beautiful here. The mountians are so majestic!
Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.

Oct. 14 New York is the most beautiful place on earth.
The leaves are turning all the colors and shades of red
and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful
mountains and saw some deer. they are so graceful.
Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth.
This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature.
Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Dec. 1 It snowed last night. Woke up to find
everything blanketed with white. It looks like a post
card. we went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball
fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by we
had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. I love New York.

Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it! The snowplow
did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 More snow last night. Coud n't get out of the
driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from
shoveling. ----ing snowplow!

Dec.22 More white ---- fell last night. I've got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snowplow hides around the curve and waits until
I'm done shoveling the driveway. ***hole!!

Dec. 25 Merry ----ing Christmas. More friggen
snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch
who drives the snowplow I swear I'll kill the bastard.
Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the ****ing ice.

Dec. 27 More white ---- last night. Been inside for three
days except for shoveling out the driveway after the
snowplow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere,
cars stuck in a mountain of white ----. The weatherman
says to expect another 10" of the ---- again tonight.
Do yo know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Dec. 28 The ***king weatherman was wrong. We got
another 34" of the white ---- this time. At this rate it
won't melt before summer. The snowplow got stuck
up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked
to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six
shovels already shoveling all the ---- he pushed into
the driveway, I broke the last one over his ****ing head

Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back a damned deer
ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000
damage to the car. ****ing beasts shoud be
killed. Wish the hunter had killed them all in Nov.

May 3 Took the car in to the garage in town. Woud
yo believe the thing is rusting out from the ----ing
salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone
in there right mind woud ever live in that
God-forsaken state of New York.

sampakalypse
November 22nd, 2000, 07:09 PM
How about [red]Killa-Kalli[/color]? Home of tha [lightblue]Crips[/color] and tha [red]Bloods[/color]!
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