Self Created Funny Cartoons

[Alaccountant]

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Question: Honey, what did you plan for dinner tonight?
Answer: Growl, don't bug me!

Question: Honey, think there's any chance of making love tonight?
Answer: Growl, don't bug me!

Question: Honey, do you just want to be left alone to watch Emeril?
Answer: How'd ya guess, what was the first clue?

[tulsa53]

Alaccountant:
That was funny have anymore?

[Ironman]

Hey cabin boy, Please deliver 2 'T' bone steaks (medium rare), baked potatos and a bottle of gentleman jack to my cabin right away. I will have a big tip waiting for you.

Thanks:D

[tulsa53]

Ironman:
Do you want service with a smile?.Hope im not a Cabin boy for long LOL.

[gearboxR]

mmmmmhhhh

bottle of gentleman jack

I'll take a few of those!!! & send Star in with them!!!

:wavey

[Alaccountant]

Was standing in line to get a new California 3D picture license, noticed a guy in front of me taking his glasses off, unbuttoned his top buttons and made himself look younger for the picture.

I thought about it, then when it was my turn, I did the same thing. Wanted to look 25 in the picture. Here is the picture on my drivers license.

http://www.geocities.com/alaccountant/Alfred.gif

I think that if I ever become single again, I'll use it to pick up woman on the internet.

[gearboxR]

A1accountant,"I think that if I ever become single again, I'll use it to pick up woman on the internet" I've never known my accountant to work that hard!!

:wavey

[Alaccountant]

How about the time you were asked to chang gears in a 4 wheel drive truck and you put different ratios in the rear and front. That darn truck didn't know whether to go forward or backward. I made this up, but, I know you must have one of those type stories.

Al