He Said-She said

[Starr]

Some Good "Politically Correct" Phrases


She Said

Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry...
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what ever you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead,]


He Said

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have --- with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have --- with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have --- with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have --- with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What's wrong? = I guess --- tonight is out of the question?
I'm bored = Do you want to have ---?
I love you = Let's have --- now!
I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have ---?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe ---?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have --- with
others.
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I'm gay.

[Farmer Dawn]

LOL

[Hellspawn2]

No matter what time of day Starr u always make it funny
good one

[Starr]

Hellspawn how sweet...Thank you, my pleasure. Farmer Dawn I am glad u found it funny.

Starr xoxoxo

[crownvic]

How true...lol,
Yep it's funny I don't think there is anyone out Here that can't relate to that....COME ON MUGGLE's I can see Ya laughing...You can't help but laugh..CRvic.. :D

[Starr]

I think Muggles always giggles..Come on admit it...How about when that guy was talking about putting the card in the microwave...gotcha..

Starr xoxoxoxo

[junvega]

One of the best I read!!! LOL

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Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. Luke 2:11

[Muggles]

Come on Starr, you above all know I have no sense of humor...... I have an image to uphold. Don't try to tear my image down. It won't work. I was serious about the microwave.

[crownvic]

Now that is a bunch of BS.. Muggle's I know you are not being truthful.....

[Angel29]

:)

[crownvic]

edited by crownvic 11/28/2000.

[Angel29]

:)

[crownvic]

Angel ,
I love you all out here so i edited my post..73's CRvic
Tum's don't work for me no more since i have come to the B.s. Forum...lol

[crownvic]

But it is not i sign of weakness :D

[Starr]

Ok so when ya put the HU in the Microwave so it would put the 3M on the card.....did it work?

:D Starr xoxoxo

[Muggles]

First;
Crown Vic, I saw your post........ And I thought you liked me. (my mistake).
Angel;
you do not have to brown nose, no one does..... Makes no difference to me. I treat everyone the same. But I appriciate the comments............

Starr;
I put it in the microwave because it was supposed to open the card, but all it did, was warp the pad, and now it won't fit back into the card slot.......

[Starr]

Have ya tried a toaster oven instead?? Just a thought. Or you could get one of the European programmers that opens the E3 hole then bake it at 375 degrees for 15 minutes.

Starr xoxoxoxo

[Angel29]

I must have missed something. I am clueless on this microwave incident..please tell

[Muggles]

Next step is to try a pressure cooker.
Maybe pressurization will open the Eeprom.
Who knows I might get it to open that way.

[Starr]

Muggles I defer to you....ya can explain it much more accurately than I..Starr xoxoxoxo

[Muggles]

Crushproofbox made a post about sticking an "hu" card in a microwave to heat the EEprom and open the card for programming. He left for awhile after I told him to stop posting b.s. on his ideas.....

Well, he returned the other day, and posted a few times. Someone made a comment on (his) Microwave theory, and I posted my experience with his idea. And then he posted a few url's after I told him to refrain. Well needless to say, he won't be back posting his b.s.

So that is the microwave story.

I tried to put my hu in the microwave to open the Eeprom. All it did, was to make the pad warp, and now even with KY jelly smeared on the pad, it will not fit in the slot. (The receiver slot).

Next, I will try the pressure cooker.

[crownvic]

Yes Muggle's,
I don't know you, but I have never put down anything you did and at least I deleted my reply unlike some
I Don't take thing's in the B.S. Forum To serious and never will.. Muggle's I don't know you personally to like or dislike you. Crownvic as responded to ( I thought you liked me)....
I still like Ya muggle's I like a lot of Retired people..lol :D 73's CRvic