Wooo Wooo:

[crownvic]

Woo woo! (OR "Wioux! Wioux! in the Dakotas)
Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the woods, all of a
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The cajun was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about.
"It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He immediately tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Cajun wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then came upon a big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of thehuge opening, he was thinking, Hoo, man! Look de size o' dis cave! It be
bigger den dose de Injuns foun'. Der mus' be some really big, fine
womans in dis cave!

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the New OrleansTimes-Picayune
read:

NAKED CAJUN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN.":D
No Flame's PLEASE....LOL

[Fubar]

crownvic that was good.

[cooperhillgirl]

:D

[Funggulli]

Good one CV heheh!!!

[Funggulli]

Yo CV,
This dudes got a 25 incher and goes to the doc to get it shortened. The doc says he can't do anything but reccomends a witch who lives in the woods. He finds the witch and she tells him to go about 2 miles into the woods and when you get to this certain pond, you'll see this big frog. Ask the frog if it will marry you and your problems will be solved.
He finds the pond and frog and asks the frog to marry him.
The frog says no and the dude feels a twitch, looks down and he's 5 inches shorter. He figures that's still too big and asks the frog to marry him again. Again the frog says no and after another twitch he's down to 15. He thinks this is great and maybe 5 more inches would be just right for him. So he asks the frog one more time if it would marry him. The frog responds " For the last time, I said NO! NO! NO!

[crownvic]

I will have to tell that to my Girlfriend..LOL
That's what's happening She keep's saying NO NO NO :D
Even bought plenty of aspirin for Her Headache's ..It got rid of the headache's But now it's the upset Stomach Routine..LOL