phakitt
January 28th, 2001, 01:17 PM
Down south there is a fix in progress, but it involves a rotary discharge device...
Here is the "cure" ...
you take your now dead H card, and this has to be on a
sunday, real early, at 1st light, ang go to a large open area, (if you are a true southerner, there should be lots of open area around your house), and you set up a rotary discharge machine...I've seen these advirtised in some catalogs, and they are hard to find, but worth it.
once you have the rotary discharge machine set up, have a buddy man it (did I mention this takes 2 people, and a true southerner NEVER goes somewhere without his buddy, usually a guy named "Bubba, Slim, or Slick).
anyways, once you have the rotary discharge machine set up, insert your hdead H card in the loader slot, and have Bubba man it. Then pace off 200 feet exactly, no more, no less, and make sure you don yellow safety glasses, being a true southerner you will have these handy at all times anyways, like the gun rack in the back window.
speaking of gun racks, make sure you have your shotgun with you as you pace off the 200 feet, when you have paced off the 200 feet, spin aroung, and yell "PULL" to Bubba, he will then activate the rotary discharge machine, which will send your dead H card into a high overhead arc, at which you will proceed to empty your shot gun as rapidly as possible.
If you are a true southerner, you will get it in the 1st shot, and blow the dead h card into smithereens, the farther north your from, the more shots it will take, some yankee's have tried this fix also, but have had to reload the rotary discharge machine serveral times, and go thru a whole box of shells
guarrenteed to remove the black sunday bug from any card, and brighten up your day
Phakitt
Here is the "cure" ...
you take your now dead H card, and this has to be on a
sunday, real early, at 1st light, ang go to a large open area, (if you are a true southerner, there should be lots of open area around your house), and you set up a rotary discharge machine...I've seen these advirtised in some catalogs, and they are hard to find, but worth it.
once you have the rotary discharge machine set up, have a buddy man it (did I mention this takes 2 people, and a true southerner NEVER goes somewhere without his buddy, usually a guy named "Bubba, Slim, or Slick).
anyways, once you have the rotary discharge machine set up, insert your hdead H card in the loader slot, and have Bubba man it. Then pace off 200 feet exactly, no more, no less, and make sure you don yellow safety glasses, being a true southerner you will have these handy at all times anyways, like the gun rack in the back window.
speaking of gun racks, make sure you have your shotgun with you as you pace off the 200 feet, when you have paced off the 200 feet, spin aroung, and yell "PULL" to Bubba, he will then activate the rotary discharge machine, which will send your dead H card into a high overhead arc, at which you will proceed to empty your shot gun as rapidly as possible.
If you are a true southerner, you will get it in the 1st shot, and blow the dead h card into smithereens, the farther north your from, the more shots it will take, some yankee's have tried this fix also, but have had to reload the rotary discharge machine serveral times, and go thru a whole box of shells
guarrenteed to remove the black sunday bug from any card, and brighten up your day
Phakitt