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crownvic
January 29th, 2001, 04:11 PM
High IQ
She was soooooooooooooo Blonde...

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she told a friend to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...at the bottom of the application where it says sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...she studied for a blood test.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
...she sold the car for gas money! when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
...she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

Please Gal's don't take this serious LOL :D
CRvic

zcubed
January 29th, 2001, 05:16 PM
How does a blonde turn on the lights after ---?

zcubed
January 29th, 2001, 05:18 PM
Opens the car door!

crownvic
January 29th, 2001, 06:52 PM
Sorry Mr's cerberus this doesn't apply to you ..
I have been on Napster to long today Please Forgive..
CRvic..

Mrs C
January 29th, 2001, 07:23 PM
:muggles crownvic...

you've done it now!!!! I had a wonderful weekend in the mountains and come home to THIS!?!? Do men have NO respect for women?? :D

Mrs cerberus

P.S. You're forgiven THIS time. I understand how psychotic ppl can get when they have no tv! :)


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zcubed
January 29th, 2001, 07:38 PM
Women don't pass gas because they can't quit talking long enough to build up pressure!:renegade

luvtowin
January 29th, 2001, 08:08 PM
Remember man is not complete til he's married.
Then he's finished.

Angel29
January 30th, 2001, 08:25 PM
I am sure glad I am not blonde!!! Have a bit of gray hair though..that just shows my wisdom :)..good jokes though, I liked them.

Fubar
January 30th, 2001, 08:33 PM
always like agood joke