Car problems

[SMOKER]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where the fault might have occured.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel line is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again and MAYBE it'll work?!"

[optimus]

my dragster dont have windows.

[Funggulli]

Reminds me of the (your choice of nationality, gender, or hair color) whos car broke down in the desert. A day later when found wandering hopelessly through the desert carrying the car door, was asked what was up with the door. The reply was if it gets too hot I can roll the window down.