new things you can use your h card for ?

[sparker]

lets have some fun with this

[Fullmonte]

Hmmmm, lets see

The 10 top uses of your ECM'ed H-card:

10. Ice scraper.

9. Christmas tree ornament.

8. Hook it onto your kids bicycle tire to get that chattering sound.

7. Spackle knife.

6. Hold onto them and trade them with your friends and family, like baseball cards.

5. Wallpaper smoother.

4. Use it to scrape the dirt from under your fingernails.

3. Try to sell it on E-Bay as an "invalid Card".

2. Take your ECM'ed H-card, shine it up real nice, keep shining, turn it sideways and stick it straight up DAVE's ass.

1. Take your ECM'ed H-card, stick it into your recently purchased Bootstrap thingamigy, stick your thingamigy into your IRD, take a seat on your couch, turn it all on, and WATCH TV !!!!

[sparker]

use them to make the the most $ house of cards you ever saw

[technobill]

You can use it to make someone else mad when you sell it on EBay as "condition unknown" or invalid.

[sparker]

to make chalk lines on junglepipes coffee table!

[buzzurd]

As I mentioned in an earlier post I put a razor edge on mine and gave it to the ole lady for choppin up collard greens.I'm now in the process of applying for a patent.