technobill
February 2nd, 2001, 03:29 PM
MEN AND WOMEN & MATHEMATICS
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb women = affair
Dumb man + smart women = marriage
Dumb man + dumb women = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A women will pay $1 for a $ 2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS,STATISTICS,&THOUGHTS
A women worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a women, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A women marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a women expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A women has the last word in an argument,
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a women -
BEFORE MARRIAGE AND AFTER MARRIAGE.
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee= profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb women = affair
Dumb man + smart women = marriage
Dumb man + dumb women = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A women will pay $1 for a $ 2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS,STATISTICS,&THOUGHTS
A women worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a women, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A women marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a women expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A women has the last word in an argument,
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a women -
BEFORE MARRIAGE AND AFTER MARRIAGE.
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee= profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime