technobill
February 2nd, 2001, 03:33 PM
He does not have a beer gut
he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility
He is not quiet
he is a Conversational Minimalist
He does not get lost all the time
he discovers Alternative Destinations
You do not buy him a drink
you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange
He does not fart and belch
he is Gastronomically Expressive
He is not a redneck
he is a Genetically-Related American
He is not a cradle robber
he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships
He does not have a rich daddy
he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not hog the blankets
he is Thermally Unappreciative
He is not a male chauvinist pig
he has Swine Empathy
He is not afraid of commitment
he is Monogamously Challenged
he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility
He is not quiet
he is a Conversational Minimalist
He does not get lost all the time
he discovers Alternative Destinations
You do not buy him a drink
you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange
He does not fart and belch
he is Gastronomically Expressive
He is not a redneck
he is a Genetically-Related American
He is not a cradle robber
he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships
He does not have a rich daddy
he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion
He does not hog the blankets
he is Thermally Unappreciative
He is not a male chauvinist pig
he has Swine Empathy
He is not afraid of commitment
he is Monogamously Challenged