How did you meet your....

[cerberus]

[red]Ok…[/color]
[yellow]2gapa[/color] made a comment about Mrs C living on the edge. So my question for yall is how did you meet your significant other? Ours is DIFFERENT to say the least. Hey, I have TV again so it is time to do some serious BS'ing again:eek:

cerberus

And IF we can help anybody with a problem in the future it will be our pleasure:)

[mascdr]

I met my lady at a St. Patrick’s Day party. As soon as I walked into the bar I noticed a beautiful women dancing on the bar making farting sounds with her hand and armpit. It was love at first site. We’ve been together for about 20 years now.

[cooperhillgirl]

Well this is kind of boreing but...Dated 1 guy thru most of high school (very good looking-loser type)... He was very jealous and didn't want me to talk to most guys.. But there was 1 guy that he wouldn't complain about me hanging with...guess who...yep... mr coop... Probably about 6 months after I was out of high school we broke up and I was still hanging with mr coop (isn't that a tv show???:D) Anyway about 6 months after that we started to date and been together ever since... 21 years ago this month we got married...

[cleancards]

I met my 'ol lady (24 yrs. old) in a chat room when i had webtv.
moved her in, and it's been kool ever since.

[Mrs C]

Like you, cleancards, cerberus and I "met" in an irc chat room back in April of '98. We made plans in July for him to come up for a visit (he can tell you that side of the story) :D We had a great weekend, pilfered NASCAR sheetmetal for him, took him to the "Meaner" (Palomino - a country club). To make a long story short, 2 weeks later, I drove to Alabama where he was working at the time and we were married by the Justice of the Peace (Arthur Murray - no, not the dance instructor) in Anniston :) Our honeymoon consisted of purchasing a Marilyn Manson CD and getting our n***les pierced...as he said in an earlier post...OUCCCCHHHH!!! The things I do for him! :D

Mrs C

[2gapa]

I am a confirmed born-again bachelor. One ex wife is enough. I met my current almost-live-in at a bookstore. I wish I could say it was a Hastings or Borders...but the truth is it was an adult book store :)

[Punky]

Well, this got me to laughing. I actually knew The Man of the house about 7-8 years before we started dating. At the time he was the crew cheif on a dirt race team. 6 years ago me and a couple friends loaded up the motorhome and headed 800 miles south to a race in Missouri. Needless to say we spent the whole weekend drinking and raising he**, and the next thing I knew I was the girlfriend of the Man of the house. (he wasn't the Man of the house than though). Then I sobered up and now almost 6 years later life has changed just alittle. He has moved me twice and we no longer make our living at dirt racing. We have moved up to asphalt. In fact, he just called from Valdosta, Georgia. The race team is on their way to Daytona to start the season. Makes me wonder why I ever sobered up. LOL

[cerberus]

Mrs C is almost correct in her assumption of the way we met. The difference is that she doesn’t remember that I was living in Ft Lauderdale at the time that we made plans to just meet and go to the race shops. Yes…somebody else was doing the typing in mIRC while "talking" with her and I made my “plans”. Unknown to Mrs C was the fact that I had been “stalking” her for about six months. A Jeff Gordon autographed program from the first Brickyard race was what brought us together. I told her it would cost her:D Yes…the ole cerb miester was planning his future. Even after a few emails from her that said have a good life…I trudged onward. We met that first weekend…and she told me to not become too attached…LOL…I didn’t but just married her two weeks later in Alabama, "OH Sweet Home". A couple of piercings later…with wedding rings, we were standing in front of the Judge saying our do’s.

The rest is now history.


cerberus

And now yall know the "Rest of the story"

[travis_cornell]

Mr and MRS C., I can only hope that my meeting with Miss Minnesota on Thursday ends as happily as yall's. I don't think there will be any body piercings(involving metal anyhow ;)) as it would take an extraordinary lady to get me to do that and those just aint as common or as available I would wish to see.............sighsssssss.

[Spelled~Wrong]

Cerberus (BTW how in the heck do you say that?)

Were those wedding rings you mentioned part of the peircings
?

2GAPA, was your piercing (I still say ouch to that one!) a requirement to get into this "bookstore?" :)

Ok, My life is booring now, but my wife isn't!

I was dating this girl during highschool, but I had this crush on this other redhead that I met while playing soccer. The problem was, that 1. I had a girlfriend, and 2. this redhead decided that I was the antichrist (or damn near it!)

A couple years later (My senior year) in chemistry class her (the redhead) and I became lab partners. I noticed one day that she was really depressed. We were doing covalent bonds (man how can I remember that name?) and I was trying to explain these things to her (chemisty came easy to me, so why do I keep getting 745'd w/an emulator...oh sorry!), but she was ditracted, so I decided to cheer her up! I made the molecules of the "bonds" into a giraffe and started dancing around on the desk (with the giraffe, not me <geesh>). We got seperated for the rest of the year...dern. Oh well, it didn't matter then b/c I was still w/my girlfriend.

About 3yrs later, I was single, she was single. I "ran into" (ok not literally) her at the local McDonalds, and asked her for her number. She said "It's in the book." I said to myself "I must re-read Revelations (thanks EMO)"...seriously...I called her up, went on a few dates, and here we are.....

BTW...sometimes she still thinks I am the anti-christ...

[cerberus]

Bring this back from the BS cellar:D

Any more how's?


cerberus

[Muggles]

I do not want to ruin my reputation here as an ass-hole. So, I will just keep it to myself....... Thanks for asking though.

[cerberus]

Originally posted by Muggles
I do not want to ruin my reputation here as an ass-hole. So, I will just keep it to myself....... Thanks for asking though.

Muggles...

Is your yard work done?


You need to follow the typing lesson I gave to Al...

(_|_)hole

:D

And I bet the story would be a good one:eek:

...cerberus...
...one foot too tall...
...to join Al's circus...

[luvtowin]

Me and the boys used to meet at the local Dennys to see if anything was happening. If not off to the liquor store, pool our $$$ and see how much beer we could buy. back to the parking lot and pound a few.

Sometimes we would go in to eat about 10:00, stay until after 11:00 when they changed shifts. When the new waitress would come on we would ask for our check(even though we had it). She'd ask what we had, tell her coffee or tea, and stuff the other check in the seat.

Later out in the parking lot, a couple sheets to the wind the first waitress came out and asked us where the check was. told her if we had paid the check we wouldn't have enough money for the beer. She looked me straight in the eye and said "if you don't offer me one, I'll tell the manager".

Well, 22 years of marriage has taught me one thing, and when I figure it out I'll let you know.

[krazie1999lc]

well i met my gal at a watering hole (need i mention we were both drunk ?) exchanged numbers called the next day and weve been together eversince (going on 2 years)

[Muggles]

(_'_) I like this one better Mr. "C".

[krazie1999lc]

now muggles you wouldnt be trying to hurt ma feelings would ya ? :)

[krazie1999lc]

cellular you are going str8 2 hell 4 that (_*_) post

[krazie1999lc]

well youre an old f*rt then cellular

[travis_cornell]

I met her right here at the pirates den. Best thing that ever happened to me!

[Edited by travis_cornell on April 27th, 2001 at 01:34 PM]

[crownvic]

(_)*(_) practicing..Oh man it came out like a doublewide..
(__)*(__) darn thats even worse!!
Can 't I just post a picture:DWhat do ya say MUGS...
Vic..

[Angel29]

(___!___)
Crownvic, yours look more like hooters!! LOL
Lets see, I met my hubby..................well lets just say while he was "working" :)
Travis......:( I understand!

[blcjet]

For me, I met him when we were both 13, he was this annoying little brat who would make kissy noises in the phone thinking he was "all cool".(I was friends with his older brother) I despised him!!!! How times change though, about 5yrs ago started spending more time with him and realized that he had grown up a bit. One thing led to another and we are now planning to get married when I'm done school. Don't I feel stupid after all the nasty names I called him way back when, I don't think he'll ever let me live it down now!

[krazie1999lc]

you mean we actually have some sentimental types knocking around here ??? my god :)

[rpt]

I met my old lady when I went to a Juneteenth party but it was really her family renunion's after party. I was at the wrong place, but after attempting to blend in she noticed that nobody knew me so she started talking to me and found out that I didn't belong there and she promised not to tell anyone. The rest is history.

[krazie1999lc]

sounds drunken to me !!!!

[rpt]

Yeah it was an open bar. So you can imagine.

[krazie1999lc]

open bar ?? better not say that too loud i might take a flight up !!!!!

[cerberus]

Originally posted by travis_cornell
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[Edited by travis_cornell on April 16th, 2001 at 07:30 AM]


Hang in there t_c...


cerberus

[gregt17]

#1 High school sweetheart
#2 Bar
#3 Bar
#4 Bar

Man! I have to quit going to bars. LOL
Like that'll ever happen...

g17

[krazie1999lc]

met mine in a bar nothing wrong with that

[motherof1]

well I guess I will throw mine in here too,I had just thrown my husband out after 4 yrs. of marriage, for pawning everything I owned and stealing anything he could from all my family members,for drugs and getting my best friend pregnant.(he wasn`t like this when I married him)2 days after seeing someone buy my home and a repo man came and took my car, I was setting on my sisters front porch swing, when this good looking guy came up and ask me did I want to go smoke 1? I said I don`t do that,he said would you like to go have a beer? I said I don`t do that much any more either.he said do you still believe in having ---? I had to laugh.that was in jan. of 89 after every day of him asking me out I went out with him in march.divorced my first husband in september, we moved into together in nov. and married in dec. that was 11 yrs. ago.and things just keep getting better everyday.motherof1

[krazie1999lc]

cool story

[elythewasp]

I am from Mexico he is from NY, we exchanged letters and sometimes phone calls... one day after almost 2 years he went to Mexico to meet me ... after a couple months we married... we been together for 7 years now with 3 kids.
Happly ever after...
Elythewasp.

[krazie1999lc]

did ya sting him with "the love stinger " ???

[1johnboy1]

In a bar..where else!!!! (Oh yeah going on 19 years and she was my third wife)...I had a hard life!!!!!!

[krazie1999lc]

i pity you !!! 3 wives ? my god they must have taken you to the cleaners !!!

[Alaccountant]

My buddy Joe and I would go to White Plains NY, The Canada Lounge, to drink, dance and meet girls mostly every weekend. In between I dated many girls, but during that time period, I was mostly with Carol, we went to many nice places together, but, somehow never went inside. (spent the evening in the dark parking lots) Joe finally met a nice girl and I was out of his plans, couldn’t take Carol on a double date with Joe and his girlfriend. Joe’s girlfriend would feel uncomfortable with me in the back seat with Carol........say no more.

Joe and his girl friend finally convinced me to be fixed up with a nice girl for a change. (but,none wanted me) I agreed and picked Joe and his girlfriend up first, (Joe wanted me to drive, wonder why) The girl's name was Estelle. She needed me like a hole in the head. Anyhow, I liked Estelle at first sight, she told Joe's girfriend that I was dressed like circus clown and acted like a punk. (how did she know about my short man's complex) During the evening, I took everyone over the line to a dumpy bar in New York state. When we got there Estelle wanted out...”take me home” Joe took over driving to give me a chance to apologize and make nice with Estelle. I made Estelle promise to play miniature golf on Sunday, or she wasn’t going home. The relationship with Estelle lasted several months, I couldn’t give up, she was my first big failure. Finally, one night after failing at taking her parking, I walked her to her door, and said the following “Estelle, I said allot of nice things to you over the last few months, I just want you to know something, I didn’t mean any one of them, GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDENS” ...I then danced to the car, a big monkey was lifted off my back, good bye Estelle, back to the bars and the easier girls.

One month later, while I was working at Tripp Sunoco Gas Station, I called Joe’s girlfriend. Told her I missed Estelle and with her help made up a story for her to tell Estelle. Joe’s girlfriend called Estelle and told her I acted mean and nasty because I was going into the Army and didn’t want to tie up her life while I was gone. (as if it would, she hated me, I was a jerk). IT WORKED! Estelle came driving down to the gas station, we kissed and made out in the front office while people beeped their horns at the gas pumps.(it broke the ice with Estelle) Fourteen months later we were married, I never went into the Army, and now, 33 years later, I am still a (_|_)hole and she learned how to put up with it. Boy, long term marriage can be boring at times, I should have had five wives not just one. But, I have a funny feeling, another wife would have stabbed me in my sleep. LOL

[krazie1999lc]

OUCH !!! sounds like a real violent type

[Alaccountant]

Cellular:

smile...smile...smile...big smile...bigger smile....

[cerberus]

Originally posted by cellular
Krazy, they all got it in em... all you can do is try not to provoke it. ;)


...you find about true love...:eek:

"My head is on straight...it's my body that's crooked"


cerberus

[ELECTRONIC1]

My story sounds anticlimactic after reading about all you guys but here goes. I just got back home to NYC on liberty from the navy and went to an off broadway show. There she was in the chorus. I knew it was love at first sight but had a hard time convincing her of the facts. after 8 months of dating and fooling around in the back seat of my car we got married. I switched to the Air Force and started dragging her with me around the world. In 1982 I finally retired from the military and settled down. 37 years and four grandkids later she wants to start moving again. Once a gypsy always a gypsy I guess. BTW we both answer to the name old fart these days but I wouldn't trade a minute (well maybe a minute) of our life together.

[quaddawg]

I met my first in High school, dumb move , got married because we weren't getting along too well. Dumb.

Second was dating my best friend and after they split up, I was under some delusion that she was my soulmate, dumb.

Right now I date a lady that lives 2000 miles away. This works pretty well, cause I only see her three or four times a year. Smart. Oh yeah, she used to be married to my brother. Dumb. See... I belong in the trailer park!!! I'll be moving into Trailer # 420, that guy is pretty hip!

quaddout.

[manydogs]

my husband and i lived in the same apartment building....i lived on the first floor, was married to my second husband and was in the process of throwing him out. he was the ------- on the fourth floor who rode his motorcyle past my door to the elevator and took his little dog swimming in the pool. i complained to the manager who was my neighbor and friend. turned out they had lived together for 10 years and had broken up 3 years before i knew her, but were still friends. once husband number two was gone Kathy decided i needed to have some fun. we went bar hopping, got drunk and got him out of bed at 3 a.m. to join us. that was in december of 1987. we got married in july of 1988.

[Alaccountant]

When I saw your handle and that you posted in this thread about wives........I thought you were married to many dogs (partners in marriage) and I was afraid to read further.

I have to admit, I did date a few and a few have told their friends that they have dated me, short dog.

bow wow, bow wow, lick, lick.

Come here Al dog, behave....sit, lay down, fetch, make me coffee....(see even as a dog I learned to kiss butt.)

[DVsHouse]

I met my husband on a blind date that I actually fixed. See, I was at my friends house and she was telling me that she showed my picture and this other girls picture to her boyfriends friend to see which one he wanted to meet. Go figure - he picked the blonde. So, since my friend hadn't called the blonde yet, I told her to tell him that she couldn't go but the other picture would come. I as 15 at the time. Now 23 years later - he and I are more in love now then the day we married.

I still don't have T.V. so have time to discuss this!!!
Working on it though!

Take Care,

[Terminal_Kase]

I met my better half at our former employer. I had worked there for over a year, and one day this 6 ft. tall beautiful girl walked in the door. Not everyday that you see a very attractive tall girl that isn't a model... which she isn't. Of course the chase was on. Went on our 1st date in January of that year and were married the following October. This year will be our 5 year anniversary! Now we are at a stage that neither of us thought we would ever be... Parents.

[laronde]

I met my wife at a children's camp when she was seven, and I was eight, that was 41 years ago. She was sitting on the rails of a playground merry-go-round. I ran like hell and got the thing going then jumped on. She pushed me off into the dirt. At the same camp 9 years later she is a counselor and I am the chore boy...that was a very good summer!

laronde is french for merry-go-round.

[manydogs]

hey al.....LOL...glad you got over your fear.
i really do have many dogs...11 right now.
8 chihuahua's, 1 english mastiff, 2 neopolitan mastiff's.

[RiseStar]

You must have a hefty flea-collar bill every month :)


Originally posted by manydogs
hey al.....LOL...glad you got over your fear.
i really do have many dogs...11 right now.
8 chihuahua's, 1 english mastiff, 2 neopolitan mastiff's.

[manydogs]

i don't care for flea collars....but i should buy stock in the company that makes the flea dip i use.....and the shampoo company, too.... i live in south florida, so it's a year round problem. they all get either bathed or dipped almost every weekend and the grass has to be treated monthly.

[krazie1999lc]

8 chihauhaus , I would think my house was infested by rats !!! Im a big dog lover Ive been known to have at once 2 great danes 2 rottweilers 1 doberman 2 labs and an akita :) Now i just have 1 rottweiler and a really huge cat