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February 4th, 2001, 08:26 PM
Date: Tuesday, March 02, 1999 2:45 PM
Subject: Supposedly a true story from an AP headline......
Linda Burnett, 23, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car for quite some time with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and with both hands behind her head.
One concerned customer walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked petrified. He asked her if she was all right, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who upon their arrival, had to break into the car because the doors were locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda actually had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud "gunshot" type noise, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but once recovered, she tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone came to her aid.
And yes, Linda is a blonde.
Subject: Supposedly a true story from an AP headline......
Linda Burnett, 23, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car for quite some time with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and with both hands behind her head.
One concerned customer walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked petrified. He asked her if she was all right, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who upon their arrival, had to break into the car because the doors were locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda actually had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud "gunshot" type noise, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but once recovered, she tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone came to her aid.
And yes, Linda is a blonde.