Joke time

[crownvic]

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing
God, she
asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even
had someone
come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to
live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She got out of
the hospital
after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an
ambulance speeding to the hospital.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

That would be my luck Too..
Cyaaa Vic..