wannano6
February 9th, 2001, 05:53 AM
Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately,
when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the
corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows up
from the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes
his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is
anyone sitting here?" The man says, "no".
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob says, "This is
incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl
and not use it? The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to
take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
Wanna
when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the
corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows up
from the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes
his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is
anyone sitting here?" The man says, "no".
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob says, "This is
incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl
and not use it? The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to
take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
Wanna