Suggestions for a better life

[mascdr]

A few of my suggestions for a better life. I thought it would be fun to hear about some of your suggestions.

Know when to be silent.
Know when to speak up.
Don’t nag.
Never tell your wife her pants look a little tight.
Be willing to lose a battle to win the war.
Let your wife have the remote control sometimes.
Watch a chick flick with you wife sometimes.
Never argue with the cops.
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Don’t make the same mistake twice.
Invest at least 10 percent of what you earn,
Don’t quit your job until you have another one lined up.
Don’t be afraid to say, “I Don’t know”
Don’t be afraid to say “No” to your children.
Use humor frequently and laugh a lot.

And most importantly, don’t flush urinals with your hand-----use your elbow.

[zcubed]

Originally posted by mascdr
A few of my suggestions for a better life. I thought it would be fun to hear about some of your suggestions.

Let your wife have the remote control sometimes.

This is a toughie. We seem to have completely dissimilar viewing interests. On the "guide" function, i quickly zip through to see whats on. If something looks interesting, I'll key it up and read the description. My wife goes through each individual one and reads the description. It drives me nuts. But you're right, i do have to let her have it sometimes, and i try, i really try to stay in there and spend time with her watching tv, but i usually end up in a different room (while she's in there with the big screen :mad: ).

[poolnet]

She reads every description!!! Good God man! How are you still sane! That has to be agonizing.

My wife asked me, "Does this bathing suit look like a fat person baithing suit?" I said no right away, maybe a little too quick. And then she said, "So it does, huh!" There is no way to win.