You Might Be A High Tech Redneck If…

[mascdr]

You Might Be A High Tech Redneck If…

Your e-mail address ends in “@over.yonder.com”
Your laptop has a sticker that says, “Protected by Smith & Wesson”.
You’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
You wired your computer network with jumper cables.
Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don’t miss her.
You’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
Your spell checker knows words like, “Y’all, “Yonder”, and “Reckon.”
Your belt buckle is made from a dead 305 disk drive.
Smith & Wesson…the only point-n-click interface.
You only buy Gateway computers; because the cow colored boxes are a hoot.

[cerberus]

Hey mascdr,

That is all I have ever owned is a Gateway:D

...cerberus...
...just a snuff dippin...
...beer drinkin...
...truck drivin...
...S&W totin...
...redneck...

...yall come back now ya hear?...

[zcubed]

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side....it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbeque grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear, "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle..."

[crownvic]

:D:D
Funny stuff,
cerberus I have been trying to E-mail you.
cerberus@overyonder.com..
Did Ya change your E-mail addy
cerberus you know I'm a justa kiddin Ya.
Pm me and give me your E-mail I want to send you something.
Vic...

[cerberus]

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

3. There is a Copenhagen can in the CD-ROM drive.

4. There is a spit cup holder mounted on the monitor on one side and a beer can holder on the other side.

5. All the passwords are "Bubba".

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

7. Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

8. Outgoing faxes have beer and snuff stains on them.

9. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

10. The extra RAM slots have Chevy truck parts installed in them.

11. All desktop icons are Budweiser and Miller Lite pics.

12. Beat John Boy on the “Stupie quiz”.

13. The monitor is up on blocks.

14. There is a cooler with a 6-pack under the desk.

15. Deer jerky in is the desk drawer.

16. The entrance WAV is Dueling Banjos.

17. The six front keys have rotted out.

18. Wears a John Deer Pocket Protector.


...and yes...
...cerberus...
...beat John Boy...
...on the "Stupie Quiz"...

[Randomluck]

Hahahahahaha You ARE a redneck just knowing who John Boy & the Stupe Quiz are.........

[mascdr]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by cerberus
[B]
18. Wears a John Deer Pocket Protector.


Where does a person get one of them John Deer Pocket Protectors? I want one.

[Terminal_Kase]

Heck I just keep my spit cup in the cd rom tray... and don't laugh, but I have 6 pcs networked @ the house, and the one in my garage got painted camo one evening when I was bored and couldn't think of anything to take apart and not put back together... It's a conversational piece for sure. Been thinking about taking that one to the hunting camp to run the emu... since the satellite there is toast.

[cerberus]

Originally posted by mascdr
[QUOTE]Originally posted by cerberus
[B]
18. Wears a John Deer Pocket Protector.


Where does a person get one of them John Deer Pocket Protectors? I want one.

Dang mascdr...I have a drawer full of them. When you buy a JD tractor that cost 18,000...they give you all you want of those things:D

And Kase,
Some will say it is sad for me to admit...but most of that does pertain to me:eek:

Yes yall, I did beat John Boy on the stupie quiz...
[yellow]Ahhh Wooo Ahhh Wooo Ahhh Woo Ahhh[/color]:D

cerberus


...[red]...even us rednecks can pilfer and run a puter...[/color]

[ludacris]

What do redneck's say just before they die?









Hey, watch this!

[cerberus]

Originally posted by ludacris
What do redneck's say just before they die?
Ok...I will fall for this....


[yellow]...Hay yall...watch this!...[/color]

...yes I lived throught it...

...cerberus...
...still proud...
...that he beat...
...John Boy...
...on the ...
...Stupie Quiz...









Hey, watch this!

[2gapa]

Originally posted by cerberus


...When you buy a JD tractor that cost 18,000...they give you all you want of those things...



Hey Cerberus.

Do you know how to run one if those Agricultural Enterprises (Farms)? After Grandpa has his last stroke, Daddy will be running the damn thing, then I am next in line. Who knows? DSS testing today...Growing marijuanika tomorrow. :) After one felonious act the second is easy.

[mascdr]

Originally posted by cerberus
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mascdr
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by cerberus
[B]
18. Wears a John Deer Pocket Protector.


Where does a person get one of them John Deer Pocket Protectors? I want one.

Dang mascdr...I have a drawer full of them. When you buy a JD tractor that cost 18,000...they give you all you want of those things:D

Well dang cerberus, if thats how you get them dang things, I guess I'll never have dang one. :D