mascdr
March 20th, 2001, 05:24 PM
You tell your kids that the wire sticking out of the receivers are anti-theft devices.
On a recent credit application under assets, you list the number of good H cards you have.
Your neighbor sees Fedx trucks parked in your driveway all the time. He thinks it’s their new warehouse and makes a protest at City Hall.
Wal-Mart knows you by name and names you the customer of the year, then gives you VIP parking.
You go to your brother’s funeral proudly wearing your new Pirate tee shirt and cap.
Your wife/girlfriend has PMS but you don’t care because you have PGM.
Your wife/girlfriend weighs 296 but you don’t care because you have 596.
You enjoy watching the local news in far away cities.
You watch “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” in another room. An hour later you come out and watch it once more with your wife/girlfriend and know all the answers. They think you’re the smartest person they know.
On a recent credit application under assets, you list the number of good H cards you have.
Your neighbor sees Fedx trucks parked in your driveway all the time. He thinks it’s their new warehouse and makes a protest at City Hall.
Wal-Mart knows you by name and names you the customer of the year, then gives you VIP parking.
You go to your brother’s funeral proudly wearing your new Pirate tee shirt and cap.
Your wife/girlfriend has PMS but you don’t care because you have PGM.
Your wife/girlfriend weighs 296 but you don’t care because you have 596.
You enjoy watching the local news in far away cities.
You watch “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” in another room. An hour later you come out and watch it once more with your wife/girlfriend and know all the answers. They think you’re the smartest person they know.