crownvic
March 23rd, 2001, 08:21 PM
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to have a car.
His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was disappointed, but he understood.
A week later, the second son told his father he wanted a new bike.
Well", the father said, "as soon as the tractor is paid for we'll see about getting you a new bike."
Not too long later the youngest son was bugging him for a tricycle.
Again, the father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father's explanation, saw the rooster mating one of the hens. He promptly went over and kicked the rooster off of the hen, mumbling to himself.
His dad asked, "Son, now why did you do something like that? He didn't do anything to deserve that."
The third son replied, "Nobody around here rides anything until that damn tractor gets paid off!"
Borderline....CRvic:D
His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was disappointed, but he understood.
A week later, the second son told his father he wanted a new bike.
Well", the father said, "as soon as the tractor is paid for we'll see about getting you a new bike."
Not too long later the youngest son was bugging him for a tricycle.
Again, the father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father's explanation, saw the rooster mating one of the hens. He promptly went over and kicked the rooster off of the hen, mumbling to himself.
His dad asked, "Son, now why did you do something like that? He didn't do anything to deserve that."
The third son replied, "Nobody around here rides anything until that damn tractor gets paid off!"
Borderline....CRvic:D