A Blond Joke

[travis_cornell]

A blonde woman names Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business
has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so
desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray. . . "God, please help me. I've lost my
business,
and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto!"
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
Brandi again prays. . . "God, please let me win the lotto! I've
lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes, and Brandi still has no luck.
Once again, she prays. . . "My God, why have you forsaken me?
I've
lost
my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I
don't
often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE, just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my
life
back
in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens
open, and
Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself. . .
"Brandi, work with Me on this. Buy a ticket."

[cooperhillgirl]

:D

[Mrs C]

Come on now t_c!!! ALL of us blondes are THAT stupid!!!

Good one!!!

:D
Mrs C

[glenda]

I LOVE IT

[Bubbler]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[cooperhillgirl]

Good One Bubbler :D

[travis_cornell]

We could probably keep a blond joke thread going forever. Good thing my favorite blond Coop has a good sense of humor or I would be in severe pain right now. :D

[travis_cornell]

I was walking behind Coop and Mrs. C the other day and I saw Coop pick up a mirror she found on the ground. She was looking at it and I heard her say to Mrs. C, "this picture looks familiar, I know I have seen this person before".
Mrs. C. snatched it from Coop's hand and looked at it. She turned to Coop and said, "it is a picture of me you dummy!"


I think I am gonna regret this post :D

[cooperhillgirl]

Originally posted by travis_cornell
I think I am gonna regret this post :D


I think your gonna regret it too!!! Nah I can take it... ;)

Mrs C you know any about brown haired, anal, pickup truck driving, snuff dippin, redneck southern boys??? :D
coop

[travis_cornell]

Originally posted by cooperhillgirl

I think your gonna regret it too!!! Nah I can take it... ;)

Mrs C you know any about brown haired, anal, pickup truck driving, snuff dippin, redneck southern boys??? :D
coop
[/B]

Hey! I resemble that remark!!!! I regret it already :(

[Mrs C]

Coop,
I believe we have a few of them thar brown haired, anal, pickup truck driving, snuff dippin, redneck southern boys right here at the Den!!! I'm not mentioning no names though, t_c & cerberus :D

Mrs C

[crownvic]

Mr's C,
Does cerberus have a Cup at the side of His Recliner where he keeps his teeth And spits out that tobbaco??? (T_C does:D
Vic

[Mrs C]

vic,
cerberus has all his teeth for now but maybe when he does lose them, t_c will let him borrow his!! How bout it t_c??LOL He has a cup is his pickup truck and here at the 'puter. He throws his snuff out in the sink when he thinks I ain't lookin'!!! :D

Mrs C

[RATTLESNAKE]

c'mon,a cup? PULEESE!! BARF The Snake

[crownvic]

Originally posted by RATTLESNAKE
c'mon,a cup? PULEESE!! BARF The Snake
Its true Snake,
I once went on a service call and used another guy's service truck..He had one off them Stop&Go Supersize cups Ducktaped to the Door..When I turn the corner all that CR#p fell on my Lap..YUkk Could not eat lunch that Day..:D
Vic..

[zcubed]

Originally posted by crownvic
He had one off them Stop&Go Supersize cups Ducktaped to the Door..[/B]

:DLMAO:D
Now that's a true connoiseur!
I don't think i would've been able to eat lunch or dinner that day!