Sorry Blondies!

[HAVMAN]

Fresh out of college, a blonde began her new job as an elementary school counselor. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself at the end of a field, while the rest of the kids played soccer. She asked if he was alright and the boy said he was fine. A little while later she approached him again. "Would you like me to be your friend?" she asked. The boy hesitated then said, "Ok." Feeling that she was making progress, she then asked, "Why are you standing all alone?" "Because," the boy said, "I'm the damn goalie."

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A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won, and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived. The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but i think those other girls used their arms."