martycone
March 26th, 2001, 08:36 PM
A guy tells his wife he's going to meet his buddies at the bar. The wife tells him if he comes home drunk one more time she's going to divorce him. Well later that night the guy gets plastered and pukes all over himself at the bar. Realizing his marriage might be over, he starts crying. The bartender asks him what the problem is, and after hearing the drunks dilema he says, "Just put $10 in your shirt pocket and tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you $10 to have it drycleaned". Overwhelmed with joy, the drunk thanks the bartender and goes home to his wife. When he gets home, his wife is waiting up and instantly accuses him of being drunk and throwing up on himself. So while slurring his words he gives her the $10 in his pocket and tells her the story about the guy who puked on him. She points out to him that there was $20 in his pocket, not $10 and asked where it came from....
the drunk replied
"Oh yeah, he S#it in my pants too!"
the drunk replied
"Oh yeah, he S#it in my pants too!"