azjoe
March 27th, 2001, 12:46 AM
A farmer rode to the state fair to look for a rooster to buy for his hen house. Looking through the bunch , he comes up on an outrageously priced and very small rooster. He asks the owner, "How the hell can you ask such a price for that puny thing?"
He replies, "This little rooster will be all you ever need. He's worth it. I GUARANTEE IT".
The farmer takes the little rooster home, opens his cage, and turns him loose in the chicken house. Feathers fly everywhere as the little rooster screws every hen in the place. Not stopping there, it moves on to the pig pen and gives it to them too! Then to the sheep, and any other moving thing.
The farmer, exhausted from trying to catch the little demon gives up and goes to bed. At sunrise, he wakes and looks out his bedroom window to see buzzards circling over his barnyard. He puts on his boots and heads outside to find the little rooster lying lifeless and belly up under the circling buzzards.
Looking at his loss of money lying on the ground, the farmer says "Well, you screwed yourself to death, you little bastard".
Just then, one eye opens and the little rooster says "SHHHHH I think they're about to land!!"
He replies, "This little rooster will be all you ever need. He's worth it. I GUARANTEE IT".
The farmer takes the little rooster home, opens his cage, and turns him loose in the chicken house. Feathers fly everywhere as the little rooster screws every hen in the place. Not stopping there, it moves on to the pig pen and gives it to them too! Then to the sheep, and any other moving thing.
The farmer, exhausted from trying to catch the little demon gives up and goes to bed. At sunrise, he wakes and looks out his bedroom window to see buzzards circling over his barnyard. He puts on his boots and heads outside to find the little rooster lying lifeless and belly up under the circling buzzards.
Looking at his loss of money lying on the ground, the farmer says "Well, you screwed yourself to death, you little bastard".
Just then, one eye opens and the little rooster says "SHHHHH I think they're about to land!!"