zcubed
March 27th, 2001, 01:39 PM
Never buy a "new" brand of beer becasue it was on sale.
Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If we're in the backyard, and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your little stories are related to one another. We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
When i'm turning the wheel, and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying, "This is our exit," is not strictly necessary.
The temperature in the cave is my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
SportsCenter starts at 11:00 p.m. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.
Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game do, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.
You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
Silence does not need to be filled.
No, you can't have the remote control.
Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If we're in the backyard, and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your little stories are related to one another. We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
When i'm turning the wheel, and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying, "This is our exit," is not strictly necessary.
The temperature in the cave is my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
SportsCenter starts at 11:00 p.m. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.
Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game do, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.
You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
Silence does not need to be filled.
No, you can't have the remote control.