jersey
March 30th, 2001, 12:32 AM
walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says "You're drunk. I won't serve you." The drunk notices a sign by a dartboard saying throw a bullseye and win a prize. "Can I fro' the dart?" he slurs. "Sure." says the bartender figuring he'll never hit the bullseye. The drunk throws the dart and hits the bullseye. The prize is a drink but the bartender already refused him. Looking around the bartender spies the fishtank behind the bar, reaches in and grabs a turtle, wraps it in a paper towel and hands it to the drunk. "Thanksh." mumbles the drunk and walks out.
A week later the drunk returns to the bar and asks a different bartender for a drink. "Sorry, pal. You're too drunk." says the bartender. "Can I fro' the dart?" slurs the drunk. "Yeah, go ahead." replies the bartender just wanting him out of there. Another bullseye. "Listen," says the bartender, "You're too drunk and the prize is a drink." "Oh," mumbles the drunk. "I wush jesh is here a week ago and I won a roasht beef shandwich onna hard roll."
A week later the drunk returns to the bar and asks a different bartender for a drink. "Sorry, pal. You're too drunk." says the bartender. "Can I fro' the dart?" slurs the drunk. "Yeah, go ahead." replies the bartender just wanting him out of there. Another bullseye. "Listen," says the bartender, "You're too drunk and the prize is a drink." "Oh," mumbles the drunk. "I wush jesh is here a week ago and I won a roasht beef shandwich onna hard roll."