fordruid
April 3rd, 2001, 03:35 AM
This bird hung around up north too long and it got cold before he tried to fly south. He took off anyway and didn't get too far before his wings froze up and he fell to the ground.
As luck would have it he landed in a fresh pile of cow manure. After a little time he warmed up and start to thrash around trying to get out of the manure.
This cat was passing by and heard the bird and went over to see what was going on. When the cat saw the bird he promptly ate it.
The moral of the story is:
Even if your in a world of s**t, as long as your warm and cozy, don't stir things up!
As luck would have it he landed in a fresh pile of cow manure. After a little time he warmed up and start to thrash around trying to get out of the manure.
This cat was passing by and heard the bird and went over to see what was going on. When the cat saw the bird he promptly ate it.
The moral of the story is:
Even if your in a world of s**t, as long as your warm and cozy, don't stir things up!