fiddlerfingers
April 3rd, 2001, 05:21 PM
Little boy tells his mom, The dog need to go out can I take her? The mom says, No son she is in heat you have to wait for your father. The kid looks with a strange face and says, Mom what is "heat"? Mom says, thats when she has "gas". The boy waits for his father and ask Dad can I take the dog out? Father says go ahead I will meet you out there just need my shoes. About 5 minutes later the father goes out to find his son standing there with no dog. He says where is the dog son? He replies "she ran out of gas in the niebors yard but don't worry, there dog is pushing her home...GL