Executioner
April 5th, 2001, 04:53 PM
A man and his buddy were at a bar and they were both hammered. The man suddenly vomits on himself and gets very upset. He tells his buddy that when he gets home his wife is going to kill him. His buddy says "Hold on, I've got a solution. Put a $20.00 bill in you shirt pocket and when she asks what happened, tell her a drunk walked by our table and puked on you. Then he felt so bad that he gave you a $20.00 to cover the dry-cleaning." "Good idea" the man said. And they drank some more. Well, he got home that night and sure enough, his wife was furious with him. "Look at you. You drunk. You puked all over your shirt" she said. He said, "No honey, you've got it wrong. I only had a couple of drinks and this drunk walked by our table and threw up on me. Then he gave me this $20.00 to cover the dry-cleaning. Pretty good of him huh? And he gave her the $20.00. She looked at it and said, "Why is there $40.00 here? He said, "Oh! I almost forgot. He pooped in my pants too."
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