Softballbat
April 6th, 2001, 11:53 AM
A little boy in school
Teacher : If there are 3 birds on a fence and 1 gets shot how many are left?
Little Boy: zero....all the others would fly away from
the noise.
Teacher: I Like the way you think!
Little boy asks: If 3 women are sitting on a park bench with Ice pops..1 sucking it..1 licking it and 1 biting it....which one is married?
Teacher: Im not sure but I'll guess the one sucking it.
Little boy: No...its the one wearing the wedding band...
BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!
Teacher : If there are 3 birds on a fence and 1 gets shot how many are left?
Little Boy: zero....all the others would fly away from
the noise.
Teacher: I Like the way you think!
Little boy asks: If 3 women are sitting on a park bench with Ice pops..1 sucking it..1 licking it and 1 biting it....which one is married?
Teacher: Im not sure but I'll guess the one sucking it.
Little boy: No...its the one wearing the wedding band...
BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!