blcjet
April 6th, 2001, 08:20 PM
WHO SAID REDNECKS AREN'T SMART?
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, What do you want?"
"I'm phoning about a neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewwod is kept. Using axes, they bust open every peice of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house....
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, What do you want?"
"I'm phoning about a neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewwod is kept. Using axes, they bust open every peice of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house....
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"