crownvic
April 8th, 2001, 05:27 PM
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jill and
I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jill came to John saying," Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house,I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you Where here for dinner. Love, John
Several days later, John received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jill, and I'm not saying that you'do not' sleep with Jill. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
Golly Guys I'm glad my Mom never paid the much attention.
Cya :D Vic
I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jill came to John saying," Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house,I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you Where here for dinner. Love, John
Several days later, John received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jill, and I'm not saying that you'do not' sleep with Jill. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
Golly Guys I'm glad my Mom never paid the much attention.
Cya :D Vic