Betsy
April 8th, 2001, 08:31 PM
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup.The Doctor asks him
how he is feeling.
"I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says,
"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's
an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and
suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him!
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver
and squeezed the handle.
BAM!!!! The beaver drops dead in front of him.
"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief.
"Someone else must have shot that beaver.
> "The Doctor says, "My point exactly."
how he is feeling.
"I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says,
"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's
an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and
suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him!
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver
and squeezed the handle.
BAM!!!! The beaver drops dead in front of him.
"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief.
"Someone else must have shot that beaver.
> "The Doctor says, "My point exactly."