wannano6
April 10th, 2001, 08:28 AM
Thomas was a moderately successful Math prof.& Skydiver, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and Skydiving started to suffer, he sought medical help.
After being reffered from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure the headaches, the bad news is it requires Castration.
You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Thomas was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enuff to answer, but decided to proceed with the operation.
When Thomas left the Hospital, his mind was clear but he felt like something important was missing.
As he walked down the street he realized he could make a new beginnig and live a new life, Maybe even be nice to old Snuffy.
He went to a mens clothing shop and told the Salesman. "I need a new suit."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said. "Thats size 46 long with 34 inch sleeve."
Thomas was suprised. " Thats right, how did you know?"
"Its my job I have been doing this for 45 years, how about some underware?"
Thomas said "Sure!" The salesman steped back and eyed Thomas, "Lets see that will be a size 38."
Thomas laughed, "No! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of the spine and give you one hell of a headache."
After being reffered from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure the headaches, the bad news is it requires Castration.
You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Thomas was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enuff to answer, but decided to proceed with the operation.
When Thomas left the Hospital, his mind was clear but he felt like something important was missing.
As he walked down the street he realized he could make a new beginnig and live a new life, Maybe even be nice to old Snuffy.
He went to a mens clothing shop and told the Salesman. "I need a new suit."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said. "Thats size 46 long with 34 inch sleeve."
Thomas was suprised. " Thats right, how did you know?"
"Its my job I have been doing this for 45 years, how about some underware?"
Thomas said "Sure!" The salesman steped back and eyed Thomas, "Lets see that will be a size 38."
Thomas laughed, "No! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of the spine and give you one hell of a headache."