Love and Marriage

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Love is holding hands on the street
Marriage is holding arguments on the street

Love is dinner for two in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is Chinese take out

Love is cuddling on the sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a traumatic drive

Love is loosing your appetite
Marriage is loosing your figure

Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink, 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"