meche
April 16th, 2001, 12:06 AM
A horse and a chicken were walking along a field when the horse fell into a hole. The horse told the chicken to go and get the farmer. The chicken ran to try and find the farmer, but could not find him, so he jumped into the farmers mercedes and drove to where the horse was and pulled him out with a rope. The horse thanked the chicken for saving him.
The next day the horse and the chicken were walking along the same field when the chicken fell into the same hole. The chicken told the horse to go and get the farmer and if he didnt find the farmer to get his mercedes and pull him out. The horse said Ive got a better idea, I'll just reach over the hole, extend my ----- so you can grab it and I will pull you out. The chicken said ok and the horse was able to pull the chicken out.
Moral of the story( If your hung like a horse you dont need a mercedes to pick-up chics)
The next day the horse and the chicken were walking along the same field when the chicken fell into the same hole. The chicken told the horse to go and get the farmer and if he didnt find the farmer to get his mercedes and pull him out. The horse said Ive got a better idea, I'll just reach over the hole, extend my ----- so you can grab it and I will pull you out. The chicken said ok and the horse was able to pull the chicken out.
Moral of the story( If your hung like a horse you dont need a mercedes to pick-up chics)