jersey
April 19th, 2001, 11:06 PM
"We don't allow dangerous animals in here," yells the bartender.
The man lays the alligator on a pool table and opens its mouth. He unzips his pants, takes out his organ, places it in the alligators mouth and closes it.
"If this were a dangerous animal would I do this?" he asks.
"The animal's not agitated or anything right now," points out the bartender.
The man grabs a cuestick and starts pounding the alligator on the head.
"Convinced now?" he asks the bartender.
"Well I guess it's okay," says the bartender.
The man turns around and looks at the crowd that gathered.
"Would anyone else like to try this?" he asks.
A small man at the rear of the crowd steps forward.
"I'd like to try that, thir," he says. "But you can't thrike me in the head that hard."
The man lays the alligator on a pool table and opens its mouth. He unzips his pants, takes out his organ, places it in the alligators mouth and closes it.
"If this were a dangerous animal would I do this?" he asks.
"The animal's not agitated or anything right now," points out the bartender.
The man grabs a cuestick and starts pounding the alligator on the head.
"Convinced now?" he asks the bartender.
"Well I guess it's okay," says the bartender.
The man turns around and looks at the crowd that gathered.
"Would anyone else like to try this?" he asks.
A small man at the rear of the crowd steps forward.
"I'd like to try that, thir," he says. "But you can't thrike me in the head that hard."