megados
April 20th, 2001, 03:38 PM
A Hangover is the wrath of grapes.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The Dark Ages Was Caused by the Y1K problem.
If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
I don't have a license to kill, but I do have a learner's permit.
Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes?
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
Half the people in the world are below average.
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Time is fun when you're having flies.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.
If you think there is good in everybody, then you obviously haven't met everybody.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun, either.
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
Gun Control: Use both hands.
Remember: First you pillage, then you burn.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask...Don't Tell...Don't Laugh
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
If a thing is worth doing, wouldn't it have been done already?
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Ham and Eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment
for a pig!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The Dark Ages Was Caused by the Y1K problem.
If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
I don't have a license to kill, but I do have a learner's permit.
Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes?
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
Half the people in the world are below average.
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Time is fun when you're having flies.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.
If you think there is good in everybody, then you obviously haven't met everybody.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun, either.
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
Gun Control: Use both hands.
Remember: First you pillage, then you burn.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask...Don't Tell...Don't Laugh
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory.
If a thing is worth doing, wouldn't it have been done already?
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Ham and Eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment
for a pig!