Executioner
April 21st, 2001, 07:54 PM
Three STRINGS are walking down the street. They come up to a bar. In the window is a sign that says, "No strings allowed." The first string said he isn't going to stand for that discrimination so he enters the bar and sits down. The bartender comes up and very forcefully tells him that he doesn't serve his kind in this bar and throws him out. The second string is outraged and enters. He gets the same treatment and is tossed. The third string thinks for a moment then bends himself in a complete 360 degree circle, ruffles his hair, and enters the bar. The bartender approaches and looks at him for a bit and says, "Aren't you one of those strings?" To which he replied, "Why no. I'm a frayed knot."
Thank You, I'm here all week.....
Thank You, I'm here all week.....